Official if Jim wins the lottery thread

[rum dick]

Jim I'll throw a pie in gares face for free

[Hillbilly Jim]

Current Estimated Jackpot
$260 Million
$161.1 Million Cash Value

if im the sole winner tonight i will buy a 7/11 right next to gay sex
that will probably double my money

[Behemoth]

Jim, I'm interested in your pie in the face proposition. Could I use a frozen pot pie instead? My E-Z bake oven is on the fritz. Need to get some more 120w bulbs

[Behemoth]

Just brainstorming here, but could we shove a hairpie in Gare's face? Might set him straight.

[Hillbilly Jim]

get real bro that was only if i won the lottery on saturday

[rum dick]

how many tickets did you buy? if there isnt a winner tonight let's start a skatz pool where we all chip in and buy a shit ton of tickets (mike isn't allowed to buy in because if he had a million dollars he would literally bathe in bath salts like scrooge mcduck swimming in his gold coins)

[Hillbilly Jim]

sorry yall i didnt win, if i had bought that 7/11 i was going to ban gay sex then post videos of him crying outside everyday

[gay sex]

https://twitter.com/realneverstop/st...863488/photo/1 TWO AND THE POWERBALL JAM JAM THATS 7 dollars i will see you idiots on the breadlines

[Hillbilly Jim]

cool story bor, would have been $14 dollars if you had the balls to pay for power play

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behemoth

Just brainstorming here, but could we shove a hairpie in Gare's face? Might set him straight.

Seriously? Not one fucking green on this?

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