And fuck fantasy football. Rofl at my team literally falling 50 points shy of projections. I put that faggot McFadden in the flex last minute over Chris Johnson, and Mr. Glass gets hurt again after a few plays. C.J. scored like 29. What the fuck.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Also, ROFL. And I can't make this shit up, I just banged some girl that I think might actually be into fucking dogs. . . What the fuck to that too? We begin sex small talk on her bed. . . This girl is 24ish, definition of voluptuous blonde Penthouse model type of girl, owns probably 30 sex toys and pulls out her kit of various lubes. . . The first thing she brings up is "I've heard of some people on the internet that are into K9". I immediately am in full dumbfounded mode, I think she picks up on it, and she says that people are into weird shit etc. and badmouths it. I couldn't get passed it, but nonetheless carried the conversation in a different mode and made sure to point out that I am Libertarian etc. Anyhow, we fuck, no details necessary, and later when we go to have a cigarette outside, here comes her Siberian Husky dog and the fucker comes up to me and immediately tries to mount me from the side. So the lightbulb of coincidences goes off as I push the dog away from fucking my leg. . .
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
I swear this is all true. I don't feel like typing out a proper report, but she mentioned several things about her dog that just made it all add up to one of those girls on 4chan that is into that shit. And calling it K9 implied some kind of deeper studying of such from the get go. She is definitely a full on sexual deviant. The dog later tried humping her leg and she said "he never tries to do that to me" in an embarrassed manner. It was just plain weird and the entire hour or two I hung out with her played out like some kind of strange comedy bit right out of Louie.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
get that cooze over here, i can be at her place in half an hour giving her the kind of butthole licking that will make her forget all about her missing vicodans
I will be in west virginia next week and am flying into pitt. #londonbridge
Vaughns dog story would be weird but for the fact a signficant chunk of skatz has probably fucked dogs...408, owax, cup, marty and jim (god rest his soul).
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