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were at worse case scenario here cuz i cant stiff him cuz hes my ride to the airport
Time to cut your losses bro. Tell him you're going to 7-11 to get a naked juice and that you'll be right back. Make sure to ask him if he wants anything from the store. As soon as you're outside, walk in the opposite direction of the 7-11, call a cab, and flee to the airport (and immediately go through the security checkpoint so he can't track you down). If he tries to go with you to the store, tell him you were gonna make a quick call to your mom or hendo during the walk, and it would be hella embarrassing if he was there listening in.
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