Been, jim, and behemoth have all been banned for posting personal info. I'd like to say it was a good run, but I'd be lying and lord knows I've already screwed up my karm enough for one weekend while pm'ing with gay sex.
DEVELOPING STORY FROM AROUND THE WEB: TODD ************************ GETS MAD AT THE INTERNET; LESS CALORIES BURNED IRL
That story later but first, we take you live to his cholesterol screening which is just in. Not looking good folks. After years of being accused of using performance enhancing drugs, it's pretty much confirmed that he's juicing. BIGTIME. Normal cholesterol for a man in his late 40's would be 200ish. Witteless just posted a 480.
Also realtalk most of my problem with baldy stems from him shooting me down in the blackjack forum for asking if he did something that was extremely simple to do in order to gain an additional edge since he is a self professed "expert" at the game. Old Aspy probably didn't know what to say so he said it couldn't be done and moved on. Got the old high horse treatment on that one.
Behemoth will be unbanned and granted admin powers if he pm's me this simple thing to do to get an edge at blackjack.
Seriously though asked him if he kept track of all seen cards and he told me it was impossible that no one can do it. I guess he's never played memory. Long story short, a 7 year old could do it but I guess it's impossible for ole baldy fuckface.
Also, real talk, there is like zero chance I can ban anyone as I'm presently doing 80pmh on the highway while posting and eating sonic. I may be one hell of a multi-tasker but logging onto the admin panel right now would probably end poorly. So, as usual, just disregard my babbling and continue with what you're doing.
Seriously though asked him if he kept track of all seen cards and he told me it was impossible that no one can do it. I guess he's never played memory. Long story short, a 7 year old could do it but I guess it's impossible for ole baldy fuckface.
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