Official great moments in West Virginia history - Page 2 - SkatzPoker

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 12:34 AM

Bob brings up a great point about the rake. And speaking of the rake....hundreds of news articles about the little hooker who could and not a single picture of the dang rake.

Also what kind of hooker has the Johns meet her at her house? I mean that's just insanely stupid on so many levels. Course if she had met the guy at a motel then she wouldn't have had access to a rake.

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

I mean, I'd bang, except I'm not sure that I could achieve an erection around that deplorable siding, plus the chick's wielding a rake.

Skatz should start a gofundme account to get her new siding. It's the least we can do to thank her.

And yeah i'd probably bang too. Skinny, crazy redheads are my kryptonite.

Bobby Wong · 07-31-2015, 12:40 AM

pretty sure that some west virginia lawyer type could get her locked into a rake endorsement contract for like 5k and a new set of snow tires for the blazer

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 04:41 AM

that lady needs a rake deal and a reality show named "fancy"

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Militant Quacks

should ask gare for advice bob am sure he can help you with your erection problems

gare's got 99 problems but an erection ain't one

Behemoth · 07-31-2015, 08:49 AM

I've been in a WV titty bar called Southern Exposure off of I-70. Let me tell you something folks, that slut is a strong West Virginia 9 all day long. Guaranteed if she's in the club, the West Virginia equivalent of Brad Wesley is locking that up all night.

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hof roadhouse reference

Behemoth · 07-31-2015, 08:50 AM

(in a drunk, west virginia poor white trash accent) Buy me a drank!

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nailed it

VaughnP · 07-31-2015, 04:15 PM

If you're guessing her age, where do you put it? First instinct says 34, but now I would say 36. That's a rough, rough 27.

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now come on emmalina doesn't look that rough....you be nice

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

I've been in a WV titty bar called Southern Exposure off of I-70. Let me tell you something folks, that slut is a strong West Virginia 9 all day long. Guaranteed if she's in the club, the West Virginia equivalent of Brad Wesley is locking that up all night.

Haven't been to the one off of 70 but i have been to the one off the 77 (in princeton, wv). it was interesting.

also there is a cracker barrel right by it that is tip top. stop there and get a chicken fried steak every time i drive the 77.

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1-28-2019 may this greenie find you in the great beyond

rum dick · 07-31-2015, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

Let me tell you something folks, that slut is a strong West Virginia 9 all day long. Guaranteed if she's in the club, the West Virginia equivalent of Brad Wesley is locking that up all night.

i know right...she should totally be stripping instead of hooking. girl either pissed off all of the local club owners and no one will hire her or she is the worst dancer in the history of mankind (ie can't even sway back and forth).

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RIP Rum Tum Tigger