***Official "I Just Jacked off" Thread***

[SetofKs]

jesus christ. i'm no homo but i'm jacking off to old shawn michaels matches right now

[Bobby Wong]

i don't judge, but i'm pretty sure you're a homo now

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

jesus christ. i'm no homo but i'm jacking off to old shawn michaels matches right now

He's not your boy toy

[Behemoth]

tried to watch the Chyna porno but JFC I just can't. I saw her face and that was it.

[Behemoth]

SetofKs, tell the truth....could you bang one out to Annie Duke?

[SetofKs]

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Originally Posted by Behemoth

SetofKs, tell the truth....could you bang one out to Annie Duke?

Answer is definitely "No", but would probably be a yes if I hadn't seen that pic of her shitty ass. I was puking for 3 days after seeing that pic and it would be impossible to ever get hard with even the slightest thought of her in my mind.

Regarding Chyna, I've never watched the porn but I've seen a few pics of her dick clit and they had me puking for 10 days straight. I would never dare watch that porn.


Another interesting one is the Charlotte Flair nudies. I always thought she was somewhat attractive, probably because the wwe has world class makeup people. But her nudies made me realize she isn't attractive at all. Some people just shouldn't do nudies. Like Hope Solo for example. Decently attractive broad, but she has a vagina that is absolutely mangled. So what does she do? Takes a bunch of close of photos of her vag. Makes no sense at all.

I'd kinda like to see the Hulkster fuck tape. Haven't brought myself to the point of watching it yet tho. Maybe one day.

[SetofKs]

I had plans of becoming a pro wrestler but completely ditched those plans once I realized HHH and Waltman fucked Chyna. These are good looking guys who were at the top of their business, and they were fucking Chyna. I can't imagine what type of rats the indy wrestlers are fucking.

[SetofKs]

I had an internet friend who was an indy ref when I was a little kid. I remember asking him if he even fucks groupies. He said "fuck no. they are the most disgusting thing in the world"

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by SetofKs

I had plans of becoming a pro wrestler but completely ditched those plans once I realized HHH and Waltman fucked Chyna. These are good looking guys who were at the top of their business, and they were fucking Chyna. I can't imagine what type of rats the indy wrestlers are fucking.

That's disgusting. Even as an indy wrestler, you'd be banging barflies at the HoJo. I knew some guys who played A baseball and cleat whores were still swarming around after the games.

[SetofKs]

In Minnesota hockey players clean up pussy so much. We refer to them as "puck fucks." I have some friends who are pretend pro hockey players who I know from high school but are still chasing the dream. They get so much hot young twat, its god.