That said I dont really drink for all intents and purposes and it seems thats a huge catalyst for honkies getting in over their heads there.
I have all the respect in the world for murphy but it's very very hard to get in trouble in Thailand. I mean, there are dicks who are SO out of line, I have considered jumping in with absolutely no possible connection to any party. Just a desire to make someone bleed which is very rare for me so you can imagine the kinds of cunts - they don't even get in trouble though, cops will come, let them off with a warning (they're not 'affluent' enough to bribe away misunderstandings, the Thais are just obsessed with not causing trouble).
If Thailand turned away just a few thousand of the lowest of the Lowest of the LOW, it would be a wise move. But nup. Everyone is welcome. You pretty much have to lose your fucking mind and kill someone or something. Thais are all about live and let live.
i probably prejudiced myself by watching like 11 straight hours of british cautionary documentaries about the perils of fucking up in thailand before flying over.
i probably prejudiced myself by watching like 11 straight hours of british cautionary documentaries about the perils of fucking up in thailand before flying over.
ROFL I probably should have qualified Phuket is another universe. You can get killed there for refusing to pay for damages done to your hired moped or jetski.
Maybe you did the damage, maybe the damage has been paid for 150 times in a row by 150 clients; maybe it's a fair price to pay, maybe scratches don't cost $400 to fix; all this is unimportant of course because by god you will pay or you will learn a lesson or two about principles.
I sometimes forget Thailand is not just Bangkok. Out on the frontiers, it's a law-filled universe of anarchy. But it's amazing how stupid people are. Like they can't do simple conceptual dot-to-dots. I heard some guys call the police after the jetski scams.
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That's irony for you. People are so funny with "police" and "government". They actually think what they SAY they do is what they DO. I'm not saying they do that. I'm saying do that and the $400 will be $1400. Administration fees. You would, if you were fairly pragmatic, understand that you had it coming.
ROFL I probably should have qualified Phuket is another universe. You can get killed there for refusing to pay for damages done to your hired moped or jetski.
Maybe you did the damage, maybe the damage has been paid for 150 times in a row by 150 clients; maybe it's a fair price to pay, maybe scratches don't cost $400 to fix; all this is unimportant of course because by god you will pay or you will learn a lesson or two about principles.
I sometimes forget Thailand is not just Bangkok. Out on the frontiers, it's a law-filled universe of anarchy. But it's amazing how stupid people are. Like they can't do simple conceptual dot-to-dots. I heard some guys call the police after the jetski scams.
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That's irony for you. People are so funny with "police" and "government". They actually think what they SAY they do is what they DO. I'm not saying they do that. I'm saying do that and the $400 will be $1400. Administration fees. You would, if you were fairly pragmatic, understand that you had it coming.
Fair is fair, after all.
this is a screen cap from the exact documentary series i watched.
the story of the cute white girl with dreads who is 3 years into a 7 year sentence for shoplifting a container of suntan oil was shocking. but i get shocked a lot. what forced me to learn from her example was her losing half her teeth already (no tooth brushes allowed) oh and she has TB now and her face looks like it was carved out of rotten mustard.
Gary is frighteningly albino as fuck in the pics he posted, and his hand appears to be bursting into flames upon contact with sunlight here. The movie Fright Night pointed out to all of us that Vegas and its emphasis on the night really is the perfect city for one of the damned. . .
Basically what I'm saying is: kid is so vampire.
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The kind of vampire that can still consume copious amounts of cheesecake and brownies and unquantifiable amounts of Lemon Pepsi.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
How does it make you feel to know that I am actually tall, not using manlet cheat mode, and still have that much muscle mass? Check the arm length in that picture again, braj.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
I'm just saying that is only way to get a point of reference for my height from the pic. I still stand by my 5'8" statement for you with the micro forearms.
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??