Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
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if you wanna go ham on anything do my knees cuz i have like a 5 scars from childhood and my gf took a look at them was like are you blowing dudes in the alley what the fuck happened to ur knees and i was like what how dare you and i had no comeback
He then proceeds to maul this girl and she shrieked with pain and fear on her face (i.e. not playful shriek, I don't know what he grabbed or what he did but she wasn't happy)
rofl sorry jack but we're really gonna need this video
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You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
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He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
In all fairness Vaughn youre pretty much a collar popping frat boy by your own admission so the thought of people around you getting drunk and behaving offensively might not come naturally.
On top of which there are about 2-3 murders a month of white people in Bangkok and Pattaya etc that have their roots in someone getting drunk and acting offensively, or in a manner construed as offensive to the locals. 100% serious.
Well to be fair, I could have just as easily painted myself out to be a tree hugging hippy with stuff from my Facebook etc, as long as we're putting labels on things. My argument is that no one should ever be surprised that a white man of Anglo or Celtic descent begins to act offensively when pounding Scotch. That's just the natural progression of things. And anyone that says they've never been there is either a liar or they've just never drank enough.
I am a well behaved drunk 99.9% of the time, always in control of my shit, but the two times in my life I got way too ripped out of the frame on alcohol (continuing with Jesco theme), it was a fucking disaster. I won't puke or pass out like normal people. I've never gone down the rapey vibe path though, or the needy either. I apparently just destroy shit and lose all regard for my own personal safety.
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LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
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But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
Christmas Party in Thailand Ends in Brawl Involving Bottle Throwing, Gunshots and Homemade Hand Grenades
Taylor Berman
Dec 17, 2012 9:08 PM
The Christmas party for AutoAlliance Thailand really had it all: Bottle throwing, gun shots and homemade hand grenades. It all started peacefully enough; the company's 4,000 person staff gathered at a restaurant in Chonburi, roughly 60 miles south of Bangkok, for a night full of holiday cheer and prizes.
But, as tends to happen in such situations, people started hitting the booze. "They were eating and many people were drunk," said a police officer who responded to the scene.
When it was time to hand out prizes, a fight broke out, and the situation quickly escalated. "Things got out of hand when some men threw bottles at each other," the same officer said, which sounds about right.
Eventually, bottle and glass tossing turned into gun fight of sorts, as multiple shots were reportedly fired. At one point, a craft-enthusiastic threw a homemade grenade into the mix. Food throwing was also apparently rampant, as over 400 tables of catering were destroyed in the melee.
For reasons that remain unclear, only 10 police officers were assigned to the party and, because 10 is significantly less than 4,000, the officers were unable to enter the restaurant and were instead forced to help fleeing partygoers outside.
All told, 30 attendees were injured, including one person who was in critical condition (reportedly from the homemade grenade).
Sounds crazy, right? Not for the jaded police officer: "We have incidents like this every year."
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