***OFFICIAL SKATZPOKER FANTASY FOOTBALL THREAD***

[gay sex]

i had deandre hopkins and u know hes gonna go off

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by blake

at this point, i truly hope behemoth ends up paying for dinner and does not get his dick sucked.

4 weeks ago, I did pay for dinner, got my dick sucked, (actually impressed), then things went downhill from there. Let's just say she didn't keep it fresh, I got a whiff (while still upright mind you) and got the fuck out of there. Blue balls that night fellas. Blue balls.

[gay sex]

guess ill watch some bojack horseman then youve really ruined the fucking evening homoth

[Behemoth]

literally like she wrapped her pussy in plastic wrap and let it bake in a hot car all day and it was beyond offensive. Odd too, b/c she was a business type lady who looked pretty clean.

[gay sex]

chang if theres some dumb mlb thing ill play you in that if it hasnt all started

[Behemoth]

It's cheapo chang's fault. Why don't we just flip coins for $20? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

[gay sex]

hemoth should be forced to the toddler forum for ruining thursday football when we literally have a 5th now from pfa

[blake]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behemoth

4 weeks ago, I did pay for dinner, got my dick sucked, (actually impressed), then things went downhill from there. Let's just say she didn't keep it fresh, I got a whiff (while still upright mind you) and got the fuck out of there. Blue balls that night fellas. Blue balls.

gare's mom is this true?

[gay sex]

this is literally all ur fault actually

[Behemoth]

Still waiting on this $27 cheesecake. Can I get a good one anywhere for that? I know have extra cash this week since Blake fucked up the weekly Skatz