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Old 09-06-2012, 08:58 AM   #221
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Well, she moved back and for a while everything was cool, then she started getting a bit distant when we talked, and a girl who used to have mainly girlfriends was suddenly hanging out with guys most of the time I talked to her. This continued and long story short at some point she was always with one guy in particular, and I got a really bad feeling she was seeing him. I went crazy for a while, emailing her calling texting etc trying to figure out what was going on, but she always assured me nothing was going on, don't worry she loved me etc. and finally I came to a conclusion-our relationship, or what was left of it, was falling apart because we were so far apart. I had to do something, but I didn't quite have enough cash saved to move, so I did something I'll never forget-I drove to south dakota to see her.
Took me about 31 hours or so driving straight through no stopping, once in a while I would rest my eyes for a few at a rest stop but then back to driving. When I got there I called her and told her I was in a hotel just inside town she was like WHAT THE FUCK you DROVE here by yourself??? She fucking hit the pavement while on the phone with me, I actually heard her hit the ground. She was in shock literally that I would do such a thing, I had in my foolish mind assumed she would see it as romantic and realize that I truly loved her.

Well I spent friday night sitting on the edge of a motel 6 bed holding a dozen roses in my hand while she gave me excuse after excuse why she couldn't see me.

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Old 09-06-2012, 11:30 PM   #224
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Well, she moved back and for a while everything was cool, then she started getting a bit distant when we talked, and a girl who used to have mainly girlfriends was suddenly hanging out with guys most of the time I talked to her. This continued and long story short at some point she was always with one guy in particular, and I got a really bad feeling she was seeing him. I went crazy for a while, emailing her calling texting etc trying to figure out what was going on, but she always assured me nothing was going on, don't worry she loved me etc. and finally I came to a conclusion-our relationship, or what was left of it, was falling apart because we were so far apart. I had to do something, but I didn't quite have enough cash saved to move, so I did something I'll never forget-I drove to south dakota to see her.
Took me about 31 hours or so driving straight through no stopping, once in a while I would rest my eyes for a few at a rest stop but then back to driving. When I got there I called her and told her I was in a hotel just inside town she was like WHAT THE FUCK you DROVE here by yourself??? She fucking hit the pavement while on the phone with me, I actually heard her hit the ground. She was in shock literally that I would do such a thing, I had in my foolish mind assumed she would see it as romantic and realize that I truly loved her.

Well I spent friday night sitting on the edge of a motel 6 bed holding a dozen roses in my hand while she gave me excuse after excuse why she couldn't see me.

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Old 09-07-2012, 08:35 PM   #225
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Well, she moved back and for a while everything was cool, then she started getting a bit distant when we talked

Relief transitioning into apathy. Mike knows he's losing his possession of his property.

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and a girl who used to have mainly girlfriends

Because every girl who talks to creepy Internet men is stupid enough to tell the Internet men about their competition.

Creepy Internet men aren't sweet. Which is a pity, they're stupid enough to be.

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was suddenly hanging out with guys most of the time I talked to her.

This is what a four year old could understand means "Fuck off."

Mike doesn't get 'hints'. He doesn't get 'subtlety'. He doesn't get unsubtle things either. Watch. Mike, FUCK OFF.

See?

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Mike's inability to get "FUCK OFF" when it's as 'subtle' as "I'm seeing other guys" will continue for as long as he's alive. It's an issue of insanity, really; and stupidity. But that's unfair to stupid people. Mostly, it's an issue of insanity.

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and long story short at some point she was always with one guy in particular

A four year old can understand what "I am seeing someone now" means. Mike is not so much a Catholic Toddler as a Catholic Downie.

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and I got a really bad feeling she was seeing him.

This is what she was telling him over and over. Mike feared the Worst.

Of course, why Mike would feel bad that she was happy is why Love is for Catholic Toddlers who leech and stalk and scream Those They Care About and Believe They Own....insane.

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I went crazy for a while

Just a short period of time between 1980 and 2012...and counting.

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emailing her calling texting etc

Stalking, screaming, being Filipino, harassing the Sane insane with his narcissistic horror.

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trying to figure out what was going on

Because when she kept saying "I'm seeing this guy", Mike feared the Worst but Hoped for the Best and ignored everything she fucking told him direct.

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but she always assured me nothing was going on, don't worry she loved me etc.

No she didn't. She told him she was seeing another guy. Mike told himself her telling him to "Chill the fuck out" meant he had nothing to worry about. Mike, understandably, was frightfully worried. Was his property lying about her love for him?

The unanswered questions troubled him. This is a dangerous concern for those who imagine distance and considerations of decency can protect them from the horror of Insanity. I prefer to rely on oceans. They require more...resourcefulness to circumnavigate. And resources. Mike can afford to hitch to stalk the target of his affection, but because hitch-hiking was 'exploited' by people like Mike before the car was invented, Mike had to save up to terrify 'destiny'.

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and finally I came to a conclusion-our relationship, or what was left of it, was falling apart because we were so far apart.

His property was being used by another man, and it was entirely an issue of proximity. Nothing more, nothing less. The solution would be simple; Mike would have been annoyed he didn't realise it prior.

Such a situation calls for drastic imposition.

But as far as Mike was concerned, he had nothing better to do.

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I had to do something

But he didn't have the decency to Rest In Peace then, so he will never leave anyone in peace until he is Rested In Peace. It's the Christian 'dilemma' but then only you all are confused when it comes to "being humane".

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but I didn't quite have enough cash saved to move

Poor kid didn't have my brains or my valuation of oceans as natural barriers to protect against the determined but not-entirely-resourceful Insane. Then again, she had a lot in common with me, at that age.

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so I did something I'll never forget

She's still in therapy so if nothing else, they have shared memories. They'll always have that.

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I drove to south dakota to see her.

Because if you're not invited, obviously the situation calls for your Imposition.

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Took me about 31 hours or so driving straight through no stopping, once in a while I would rest my eyes for a few at a rest stop

No stopping except for when he stopped.

What Mike is trying to say is that he couldn't afford a motel on his budget.

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but then back to driving.

When Happily Ever After awaits, there's no time to lose.

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When I got there I called her and told her I was in a hotel just inside town she was like WHAT THE FUCK you DROVE here by yourself???

Sane people don't impose themselves onto others imagining their uninvited imposition will be celebrated on account of its sheer convenience. The insane cannot understand. It was convenient for them, so what's your fucking problem?

You can tell them but they're not listening. They're already wondering whether or not you're worth their imposing upon. Unfortunately for you, they will decide in your 'favour'. If you're lucky, they'll decide they have something better to do.

You won't be lucky. They never do. Their perceived targets will never be more attractive than the target in front of them. They will shrug, talking to themselves whilst you tell them why they're not welcome. They will ignore you, and decide they're stuck with you.

Oh well, they'll make the best of it. They'll advise you to do the same. And then give you a lecture on how you could be a better host.

They're just trying to help you. It's the least they can do.

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She fucking hit the pavement while on the phone with me

Literally no other reaction could possibly ensue. This is why Mike will prey on "women children". Women have mace, and shotguns. They have hit pavements before. In Mike's mind, that simply wouldn't do. "Women children" that (ostensibly) look like women are who all the insane Christian Internet men fantasise about doing.

Everyone knows that.

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I actually heard her hit the ground.

Mike feels he needs to convince us. I heard her hit the ground 3000 years before she did, or I would have, and do (if this horrifying race of Jason-MoM-Mike images survives that long, heaven forbid).

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She was in shock literally that I would do such a thing

Mike feels he needs to convince us. But we are not 16. We have hit pavements before.

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I had in my foolish mind assumed she would see it as romantic and realize that I truly loved her.

Love can make you so goofy, sigh. When you're BATSHIT FUCKING INSANE, it will make you a _little_ bit more horrifying than "foolish". Mike would have to work up to that.

She told Mike she was seeing another guy. They were "going steady". It was regular. I.e. Fuck Off.

Mike interpreted this as Love slipping out of his grasp. He assumed he only needed to grasp it and then she would see reason. In his 'defence', sometimes when you kill all the relatives of the "women children" to keep them alive for yourself, in their terror and not wishing to make the rapes more bloody than they absolutely HAVE to (for virgin-obsessed horror shows), they have - I mean, historically - been sweet to their rapists in order to get their rapists to stop beating them bloody and blue.

This is called "happily ever after", but it can only happen when everyone knows their place.

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Well I spent friday night sitting on the edge of a motel 6 bed holding a dozen roses in my hand while she gave me excuse after excuse why she couldn't see me.

Mike was so confused.

What is with these mixed signals. She is lucky he is a gentleman because she was really asking for it, let me tell you.

Maybe she asked for it. Why would you believe what Mike tells you? It's literally implausible. I'm referring to his alibi. A great deal more plausible than Mike sitting alone and respecting the wishes of others who are horrified at his insanity, is something a little more horrifying than sitting alone in a hotel room (all paid for, and everything) that was supposed to be used for love-making.

Are you really so deluded that you would believe Mike wouldn't attempt to get to the bottom of this mystery and help her solve her problems preventing her from seeing him? After he, he did drive all the way from California to South Dakota without stopping except for when he stopped. Well, it's pretty rude of her, isn't it? Would it kill her to show him the consideration that was his unsolicited and uninvited and unwelcome due?

Yes.

That's exactly what it will do. Considering the offended imaginations of the religiously insane can and will and has - literally - killed almost every human that has ever died; directly or indirectly, because no human has ever actually died of "old age" because that is not actually an illness you die from. One day, you beastly backwards vassals will understand how and why people die; but if you had half a mind you'd understand that everyone dies courtesy of those who consider the feelings of those who have never considered the feelings of anyone except themselves (unless they're forced to). Heaven forbid, forcing them might teach narcissists a thing or two about consideration. When it does, they learn how to be sociopaths and then you're screwed.

It's called "Christian Compassion" and it can and it has killed a great many humans. But there is a silver lining; I mean, it's not as horrifying as it may be perceived. The truth is, very few ever actually die so much as stop surviving in this world. Everyone dies, my point is that because of 'people' like Mike-MoM-Jason, no one ever actually lives. They're just led to believe otherwise.

Everyone is killed the instant they are forced to consider the feelings of Christian narcissists and sociopaths, who kill them. It's merely a tragedy that no one dies when the religiously insane kill them. They become shrewd instead, and start lying in order to survive. No one lives with horror like Mike-MoM-Jason maurading across continents, freely. The only way you can escape them is by putting oceans between them and you, but then what oceans do you put between you and the strangely - hauntingly - similar shrewd on the continent you've escaped to? Sooner or later, you just run out of oceans.

If you're lucky, you'll run out of oceans in Bangkok. And stopping to die, you might find yourself wanting to live instead.

But the Cross of Jesus is here now. It's working its way through Thai culture. I know what comes next. Onward Christian Soldiers. Better men than Mike, but then their capacity to be cannon fodder is merely beyond Mike. It doesn't really make them 'good', just better than Mike. Good enough to die, which Mike - according to those who adjudicate on such things - is not. I agree with their valuation of his worth but then I don't think the price of ~a bullet is throwing good money after bad. There are reverse opportunity costs in being penny-wise, and 250 pound-stupid. He's as negative value as anyone who is sub-worthless gets. He's the blue in "blue on blue".

Christians are the dictionary definition of "friendly fire". Touch them and you'll get burned. If you don't want to touch them, don't mind them. They'll touch you.

No one wins. Everyone gets to lose.

But it's hilarious that Mike isn't worth the cost of uniforming and training. Some fodder isn't good enough for cannon. That's the fodder that goes after "women children". Fodder that will horrify you insane, scream you mad or simply kill you for not showing them the respect that is their due.

You asked for it. You had it coming. Only the humane are victims and that group might include some 16 year olds but it would not include you.

You need to put Horror down or it will just horrify you when your children cannot be horrified anymore. But look on the bright side!

At least, those flowers were put to good use. Waste not, want not. Why anyone would want to bother with this world Christians have laid waste to is beyond me, but keep on breeding imagining it's cool.

Your kids will have a bright future to look forward to!
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