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Everyone’s favorite neo-pin up model Dita Von Teese was cleavtastic in a blue dress at the MOCA gala. Dita’s ample bust is a thing of legend. We’ve all seen the pics of her looking like the kind of hottie that was painted on your grandfather’s B52 during the war. Every time I see her she’s teasing with how incredible her breasteses are. I’ve seen her in person and I can tell you she is as sexy in real life as she is in pictures. Not all professional hot people can say that. Often times outside of hair and makeup the models don’t look so good. Not Dita. Some people are just blessed with good genes. Not like me who should scurry under a bridge when someone as good looking as Dita shows up.

What I wouldn’t give for just one night with those luscious lady melons. Perhaps in our next life. You carry boob size into your next incarnation, right?

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It’s not easy being Kendall Jenner. Okay, well, sure, it’s pretty damn easy relatively speaking. But you do have to wear daring outfits pretty much daily to your various paid events and commercial endorsements, not to mention your modeling and runway work were often you wear less than little. Kendall was down Rio way working for her paycheck when her lovely young model ta-ta’s nearly spilled out of her top. Being the lean model she is, and given the trend in braless for haute couture, Kendall is most often running out in public upstairs commando, leaving her open to these types of ogle worthy thrills. Alas, so close, and almost two cigars.

Kendall seems to hit a new continent daily with her sophisticated apparel and grown up gigs. Did she grow up too fast? Oh, that was probably a question for five years ago before the bell rang. Now it’s work work play work play play play work for Kendall. And I defy you to tell the difference. Or, as I do, just sit back and await the magic. Enjoy.

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Kendall Jenner Led Much Music Awards Sans Panties

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According to veteran buxom Hollywood thespianic Maitland Ward, this is her first official bikini of the season. I hadn’t really thought about it, but for all of her cosplay and showy bits of wardrobe, I’m sure she’s right. The weather turns to summer here in Los Angeles about two days after winter which is only eleven days long, but some of the more traditional seasonal types still don’t bring out their bikinis until after Memorial Day. And when Maitland Ward brings out a bikini, she really brings out a bikini.

The curvaceous bit of splendor looks mighty fine and showy in her little green number, obviously not quite enough bikini for this much boobtastic body. Which makes the sizing just about perfect. Maitland has fast become one of our chest blessed favorites around here, with her sense of fun and the funbags to back that up. If this is just the start of her official bikini season, we have much to look forward to this summer. I shall polish my telescope thusly. No, that’s not a euphemism. Enjoy.

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Maitland's Homage to 50 Shades Was Bound to Be Eye Popping

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Nobody delights in the midday Studio City sunshine quite like Elle Fanning. Which is somewhat unexpected only really given the pale white nature of her Nordic skin tones. She doesn’t quite strike you as the California sun soaker. Yet, Elle is routinely around town in between shooting a million movies and just trying to be a normal teen, and in Hollywood, maybe she is sort of normal. The younger Fanning sister took to the shopping and lunching streets of L.A. over the weekend to remind casting agents that she’s got some slots still available for 2024 if they’d like to book.

Elle Fanning is pulling off perhaps one of the most amazing feats in Tinsel Town. That is, having an older sister who broke the model before her and starred in several major motion pictures, still working feverishly, and yet perhaps surpassing older sister in work and media attention, all without really trying. If this whole talent over cynical pimping thing takes off, who knows what will become of this town. A balance is always nice. Enjoy.

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Elle Fanning Beginning to Take Over Red Carpets

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I know what you’re thinking. Boy, how do I get to see Courtney Love all kinds of nekkid and pretty twisted out of her gourd during her marriage to Curt Cobain in the early 90′s. Okay, maybe only some of you were thinking this. In the documentary Montage of Heck which premiere in the U.S. on HBO, you can see just this from home movies shot of the couple as they pretty much looked wasted 24×7, with clothes being such a burden.

The film itself can be something of a rough go, but if you’re into that era of Cobain and Love, you know it was something of a rocky road ending in an even rockier finish. But, Courtney Love definitely thinks little of covering up her body and teaching everyone where babies come from, even if you can’t quite remember the exact few nights it might have happened. There’s a lesson learned here. Kids, stay off the drugs. Women, removing your tops will assist in this regard. A drug-free topless woman world is what I dream of. I know I’m not alone. Enjoy.

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Courtney Love Nipples Never Quite Get Covered

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I could hide my lust for all things Jessica Alba, but it would be near on impossible. Holding back the tide is one of those tasks you only take upon yourself if you really like hard work, and don’t like yourself. As for me, I’m open to spilling forth my full feelings for Jessica at any and all times. Here is a mom and now very successful businesswoman who knows that the sextastic gifts granted to her by Mother Nature’s hand deserves to be exhibited foe all the ogling world to see. Selfish? Nay, Jessica is the opposite. For shame for those who keep their talents tucked away in private.

Featured in the current edition of Shape magazine, the uber MILFtastic Jessica Alba poses and preens in various tight swimsuits, showing off tons of her tanned alluring skin and a body that deserves at least fifteen more babies, or in the least, a couple hundred more attempts at making them. Hot damn. I’m in lust all over again. There are few forces on this planet as plainly powerful as an oiled down Jessica Alba. In fact, none that I could think of, at least none I’d like to caress well into the evening. Enjoy.



Jessica In Her First Bikini Post Baby

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Joanna Krupa has one heck of a body and she damn well knows it. She may not examine it inch by inch as I do routinely, though I’d like to think she does while in the bubble bath or shower with Inspector Loofah. Many of her evening dressed seem especially designed for showing off her tight blonde Polski body, including this little number outside of Craig’s restaurant over the weekend where it seemed nearly impossible her precious peaches didn’t fall right out of her top.

An extraordinary amount of sideboob always comes with some risk of full exposure. Well, she might call it risk, I call it reward should we be so lucky. But to the daring go the prizes and I’m more than ready to pin a medal on Joanna’s chest for best use of bosom reveal outside of a fancy restaurant. Hmm, now where to pin the medal. I see so much wonderful boobscape as possibilities. Bless you and your sweet funbags, Joanna. Long may they wave. Enjoy.

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Joanna Krupa Digs the Cleavetastic

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Margot Robbie is doubly hot. Make that triple perhaps, Since introducing herself nationwide in her full frontal scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street, Margot has shown less but perhaps grown more in appeal by sheer force of being blonde and hot and talented and everywhere showing off her stellar body. As on the set of Suicide Squad where a stunt double was showing Robbie how to do her own motorcycle stunts. Oh, man, a sextastic woman riding a bike, take me now, heaven.

Margot plays Harley Quinn in the movie, so you get the DC Comics lexicon of motorcycle babe obvious names. I’m sure she winds up beating the crap out of somebody. I wish it were me. I mean, with soft pillows naturally to leave no marks. I don’t have a release date for this film yet next year. I do have something of a personal release date and it’s about five more minutes of ogling Margot Robbie doing motorcycle tricks. Oh, my. Turn on the hose. I can’t care about the drought. Enjoy.

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Margot Robbie Nip Slip at Woman of the Year Awards

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Can I get enough of French beauty Camille Rowe topless? Nay, I think that’s how they say it in French. Kind of a silly question, but I’m a silly man with silly amounts of lust for all things Camille Rowe. Her recent unclothed spread in Lui magazine last month nearly burst my anatomical piggy bank, and, now, thanks to the wonders of modern digital culture, there are additional unpublished topless photos of Camille to be ogled. By way of slight warning, there’s a dude in most of these photos we tried out best to give the Bruce Jenner treatment, but we could only alter so much. Naked men ruin everything.

Camille Rowe and her wicked hot body, perfect funbags, and willingness to be extra European when it comes to showing off her fine female form make her just about the perfect woman. Obviously, nobody is truly perfect. But when you’re an alluring nekkid lady, you have a leg up on the competition for relative best. Camille, call me from your silly French cell phone. I’m ready for the funny beeps and making a date to hook up outside the Louvre for sexy public time. Viva la funbags. Enjoy.

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Camille Rowe Topless for Purple Magazine

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I may not actually survive Karina Jelinek thong suntanning vacation to Miami. The thumper on this sweltering Argentinean model and TV hostess has to be leered to be believed. I have to believe when Karina picks out her thongs each morning before hitting the shoreline she muses to herself what will raise the heart rate the most of the passing beach-goers. Then when she gets to the sand, she adjusts her positions according to maximizing this pain in shorts principle.

Karina doesn’t just suntan prone with her booty toward El Sol. She also wiggles in and out of her seat while still maintaining maximum tanned tush visible spectrum. It’s quite a thing. And if you think it’s innate or without much practice, you’re kidding yourself. Karina could teach a class in public displays of tanned asstastics. A master’s class. She’s that good, from the bottom up. Enjoy.

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Karina Often Brings a Friend Along for Booty Showcases

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