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06-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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Taylor Swift Super Long Legs in Super Tiny Shorts
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Taylor Swift plain has the legs that kill me. The wrap around my neck and force me to tap out gams that will never see me tap out. I’d rather go dark and wake up resuscitated in her girls pajama party apartment where all things are possible if you know the magic Barbie password. I’ll be a good boyfriend, for a day at least.
At this point Taylor Swift owns nothing but tiny shorts and short skirts that exhibit her toned, five inches longer than any other female pop stars legs around New York and Los Angeles in all seasons. I completely understand putting your best foot forward, and if your best foot are you naughty imagination kick-starter stems, all the power to your thigh high bottoms. I know Taylor Swift evokes all sorts of mixed feelings from the general public, but if you’re feeling anything other than I’d love to be her nekkid trapeze partner, you’re feelings are unnecessarily complicated. Find a happy spot and go to it. Taylor’s toned legs are right behind you. Enjoy.
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Taylor's Short Skirts Often Provide a Peek-A-Boo
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06-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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Kurea Hasumi Busty Asian Waitress In A Diner Striptease
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As this may be the last photo gallery your poor heart can ultimately survive, I wish you the best of luck on the other side. Maybe you would’ve jogged more often if you’d known of the unearthly riches of busty Asian goddess Kurea Hasumi and her topless yams of epic. Oh, my, this waitress in a diner striptease act may take us all down. Long live the sextastic.
Kurea might be letting you know this isn’t her first driving men crazy with those killer funbags rodeo. Oh, now, I imagine she garners much attention back on the home island nation of Japan where teen boys are becoming men before they even scan down below her neckline. And once southward, wow, I’ll have the blue plate special please and a pack of ice to go please. Enjoy.
Kurara Horie Removed Her Robe and Opened Her World
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06-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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Rhian Sugden Hot Pink Bikini Booty Adjustments Quite Necessary, Quite Nice
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Talk about your unexpected treats. We rarely get to see blonde Britty bright star Rhian Sugden outside of her professional work, but, oh, how much better is this candid bit of bikini bottom tugging down South of Spain vacation way. Rhian Sugden and her hottie girl friend Stephanie Waring were taking in a little Mediterranean sunshine and showing off booties in bikinis, at times they simply do require a bit of an adjustment to slide freely out of heavenly cheeks.
Rhian wore a bright pink just in case anybody was looking track of her scrumptious rumptious, as if that was even a possibility. We normal ogle agape at Rhian’s marvelous mammaries, but today, spied greedily on her sweet bottomside. It’s the mark of a strong sextastic woman to be able to drive men into fits of crazy with one arm, or two funbags, tied behind her back. Nevertheless, Rhian, tomorrow, the top does come off, right? I’m asking for a friend, ten million of them. Enjoy.
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Rhian Was Ever a Favorite of the Lads at Loaded
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06-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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Kaili Thorne And Natalia Skye Wear Bikinis Together In Malibu
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What’s better than a hot girl in a bikini shilling expensive water? Two hot girls in bikinis shilling expensive water! In this spread for 138 Water you have the sexiest scion of the Thorne family, Kailie Thorne, and the ever delectable Natalia Skye. Kailie was wearing a red bikini, which you would think would look weird on a redhead…but it didn’t. Her luscious lady melons looked amazing in the tiny bikini. Oh, there is some sideboob and massive cleav. Speaking of cleavage, Natalia’s boobage in the yellow bikini is a sight to behold and I wouldn’t mind to be holding them myself. See what I did there. Even though you came for the ta-tas you’ll stay for the booties. Kailie’s is particularly incredible. I would like to wear her butt as a hat.
I wonder if the girls have to drink the water in these shoots. I imagine that after several hours of shooting the water is pee pee warm.
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06-02-2015, 05:47 PM
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Irina Shayk Wet And Cleavy
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Sexy seductress Irina Shayk was all wet and cleavtacular for Telegraph Magazine. In a few of the pictures she is only wearing a bra on top. Irina, of course, has a dynamite rack. Her boobies are just the right amount of big. They aren’t monstrous like some women have where they are going to have back pain but neither is she packing a pair of tiny ta-tas that you can barely see. In addition to all this boobtacular fun, her legs are also featured in the pics. She’s got the classic model legs, long and lean. One’s mind boggles at the thought of having those bad boys wrapped around you in the morning.
But that’s not going to happen unless you are a big movie star like Bradley Cooper. I really need to become rich and famous soon.
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06-02-2015, 06:06 PM
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Lia Marie Johnson Snapchatting Sextastic Racktastic
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You get to the point when one of these YouTube sensation starlets finally turns of the age when you can officially notice they have one helluva racktastic and they are no longer afraid to use it. What was once covered for the demure nature of social media, well, social media with paid advertising attached, quickly becomes a blooming young woman with a real life bosom. In the case of Lia Marie Johnson, one epic chest that was always said to exist, but only now is seeking out the sunlight of barely legal status.
What was once thought to be the pure self-immolated visual wonderments of the Snapchat app has quickly become an additional channel for ego fodder, with young celebrities such as Lia Marie just coincidentally capturing themselves in low cut pink tank tops for their followers to share in their revelry. I love technology. Not quite as much as Lia’s impressive bow, but close. You can expect to see much more of Lia on here in the coming happiest of days. My Spidey-senses are tingling on this one. Well, something is sure tingling. Enjoy.
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Lia Marie's Barely Legal Birthday Was Significant
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06-02-2015, 06:06 PM
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Farrah Abraham Birthday Bikini And Squirt Gun For Targeted Moisture in Sin City
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The thing about Las Vegas and the pool hosting gigs is they actually call you to work on your birthday. Oh, sure it’s set up to look like you’re the birthday girl honoree. Nay, not so simple. They use your birthday to sell their pool party and twenty dollar beverages. Why not pull out Teen Mom Farrah Abraham on the anniversary of her entry into the world to pimp The Palms.
Say what you will about Farrah Abraham, she is always looking tight in her bikinis and she is always working. I can’t claim either of those. She’s one hard working mom. On her back, on her feet, she’s sharing the treasures of her natural and enhanced female form to the benefit of the ogling audience. Give me a list of your saints, I bet they never created the same list of visual wonderments. Happy Birthday, Farrah. I’m not going to ask you where your girl is, but I did see somebody who looks like you but only two feet tall ordering cocktails from the lava bar. A bikini birthday is forever. Enjoy.
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Farrah Worked the Main Stage for the Vivid Night Clubs
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06-02-2015, 07:02 PM
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Mathilda Bernmark Beach Bunny Super Booty In The Desert
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Mathilda Bernmark. Remember that name. For ease of reference, just have it branded on your body and tattooed under your eyelids. This Germanic beauty is that girl whose photo everybody sees then asks me who she is. It’s Mathilda Bernmark and she’s not getting bigger and bigger gigs, like this Beach Bunny swimwear ad where they drove Mathilda three hours in the opposite direction of the ocean to shoot out in the desert. So maybe it’s a bit more parched than seaside, the desert is a succulent backdrop for the sweet hot body of a goddess like Mathilda.
Sometimes I see beautiful blonde women in bikinis and I want to cry. I’m told it’s a completely natural reaction for up to two-percent of the male population. I just get overwhelmed with feelings upon feasting my peeps on sextastic lovelies like Mathilda Bernmark. Obviously, I don’t mention this response on job applications or first dates, but between us friends, I keep a box of Kleenex handy for completely different reason than most men. Mathilda, please, don’t ever stop. Enjoy.
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Kat Torres Blonde Bikini Pictures Are Tingle Inducers
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06-02-2015, 07:02 PM
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Mariah Morvant Undresses Out Of See Through Lingerie to Reveal The Perfect Pair
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If you’ve ever said to yourself, man, or, you know, Steve or such, I wish today would be the day I could see an all natural DD hot native Californian model undressing out of lingerie, well, today is your Disneyland. Photographer Cameron Davis did the benevolent service of capturing the essence of sextastic of model Mariah Morvant such that men could feel like men again and Sapphic leaning women could feel like they really are happy with how things turned out.
It’s just that Mariah is a wicked hot brunette with absolutely perfect melons, but if we’re being honest, it is mostly that. The thought of this gloriously hot woman posing and preening half nekkid in my own abode is too much to handle. When I move, is she a fixture or do I get to take her with? I’d fight over that one. Mariah is more than worth fighting for. Damn, I want a re-do on the girls I went after as a desperate young man. I know they say live life with no regrets, but I have so many. Just one evening with Mariah and my book of real accomplishments could move into a second edition. Enjoy.
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06-02-2015, 07:54 PM
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Julianna Margulies And Kim Kardashian See Through Show Down At CFDA Event
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High fashion events bring out the sheer and see-through fabrics because expensive gowns aren’t worth a damn if you can’t not see them. Such were the cases of Julianna Marguiles and Kim Kardashian, both in outfits that I’m quite certain retail for thrice my monthly rent, both see through to the intended to be seen undercrackers of immense wonderment. Others joined them naturally like models Karlie Kloss and the Hadid sisters, but these two sheer laced red carpet veterans really stole the show.
I don’t know what CDFA stands for, but it brings out the top designers and models to celebrate it every June in New York. Everybody needs an occasion to get decked out and drink champagne. For these sextastic celebrities, those occasions come thrice a week. Better they model and we ogle. Everybody has their role to play. Somebody has to spend six hours getting ready Somebody six minutes appreciating all their efforts. I know which side I want to be on. Well done, ladies. Enjoy.
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