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Old 05-09-2011, 09:36 AM   #2701
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Old 05-09-2011, 03:53 PM   #2702
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Default David Sonelin Tops EPT Grand Final Field After Day 1

Over half the field of the European Poker Tour (EPT) Grand Final Main Event has been shown the door as both flights of Day 1 are set to merge on Monday.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS The final Main Event of season seven will end up being one of the richest in EPT history, as 686 players paid the €10,000 + €600 ($14,354 + $861) to enter, creating a total prize pool of €6.86 million ($9.85 million) and a first prize of €1.5 million ($2.15 million).

Leading the way going into Day 2 at the Gran Casino Madrid is Sweden’s David Sonelin with 275,900 chips.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Sonelin is looking for his first major poker title, though he did take down the Everest Poker ONE High Roller Event less than one month ago, winning €75,000 ($108,352).SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Obviously, leading a week-long tournament after the first day does not guarantee him anything, but having a 23.5 big blind lead over his next closest competitor is a good start.

That competitor is Brian England from Hazlet, New Jersey, USA, currently sitting with a stack of 238,300 chips.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS England only has two recorded live tournament cashes to his credit, but like Sonelin, his biggest success occurred just last month, when he placed second in the World Series of Poker (WSOP) Circuit Main Event at Caesars Palace, cashing in for $94,944.

All told, the top five players in the chip counts all played during Day 1A.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Norway’s Ole Kristian Nergard was the Day 1B leader, finishing with 198,200 chips, just 200 more than Mattias Bergrstrom and 400 more than 2008 WSOP runner-up, Ivan Demidov.

Entering Day 2, the top ten is about as international as we’ve seen, with two players from Sweden, two from France, and one each from Canada, Brazil, Norway, Russia, the United Kingdom, and the United States.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Expand that into the top twenty and you add players from Iceland, Mexico, and Hungary.

Here is a look at that top ten:

David Sonelin (Sweden) – 275,900
Brian England (USA) – 238,300
Ben Wilinofsky (Canada) – 233,400
Alex Gomes (Brazil) – 225,900
Lucien Cohen (France) – 201,500
Ole Kristian Nergard (Norway) – 198,200
Mattias Bergstrom (Sweden) – 198,000
Ivan Demidov (Russia)SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS – 197,800
Jean Noel Thorel (France) – 180,300

There looks to be some extremely tough tables on Day 2, as several will feature multiple players with top twenty chip stacks.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Three players in the top twenty will be seated at table 45, two will be at table 8, three will be at table 52, two will be at table 4, and three will start at table 35.

Despite the withdrawal of PokerStars from the U.S. following the “Black Friday” indictments of April 15th, there are more players from the United States at the EPT Grand Final than any other country.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Americans accounted for 18 percent of the field, followed by Spain at 9 percent, France at 8 percent, Germany at 7 percent, and Russia at 6 percent.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS PokerStars is the headline sponsor of the European Poker Tour and many players in the field qualified via the world’s largest online poker room.

A total of 104 players will make the money, with eight cashing in the six figures.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Here is a look at the top ten payouts:

1st – €1,500,000
2nd – €900,000
3rd – €550,000
4th – €400,000
5th – €315,000
6th – €250,000
7th – €185,000
8th – €130,000
9th – €95,000
10th – €95,000

This is the first time that the EPT Grand Final has been held outside of Monte Carlo.SUCKINGHOBBITDICKS Said EPT chief executive and accomplished poker player in his own right, John Duthie, “We wanted somewhere new, dynamic and inspiring, and just knew that Madrid would tick all the boxes for the travelling poker player, regardless of age or desires. The same familiar team will be running the event and the schedule will provide something for everyone.”

Play resumes at noon CET at the Casino Gran Madrid as we advance towards the final table on May 12th.



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The penultimate event in Social Media Madness takes place tonight, a $400 freeroll on Mansion Poker.

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Default Poker on TV Guide: May 9 - 15 (EPT Grand Final, WPT, High Stakes Poker)

This week’s televised poker lineup features the return of World Series of Poker broadcasts to the ESPN family of networks after the network pulled episodes because of advertising concerns stemming from the Black Friday indictments. On NBC, Poker After Dark repeats the first of two weeks of a $150,000 buy-in cash game, airing the [...]

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Old 05-09-2011, 03:53 PM   #2705
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Default The WSOP Party Won’t Stop, But It’s Going to Slow Down

The days of Bodog girls having pillow fights at the WSOP are just a thing of the past.




Editor’s Note: The following is an excerpt from our soon-to-be-published Bluff Magazine June 2011 article. The set-up: what this year’s WSOP is going to feel like post-4/15TM. Look for the full column on news stands sometime in a few weeks. And look for our live blogging of the WSOP presser on Wednesday.

…The 2011 WSOP (through no fault of their own) may end up feeling like a regular college party that you’ve lingered around for a few hours too long. You know that party.

Around 8pm (or in this case, 2003) a few people show up, and one or two of them are people you want at your party–the ones that make it fun and legitimate (Ivey, Moneymaker). By 10pm (2005) you can’t believe how much the party has grown. Everyone is excited about the future of the evening, life is great. By 11pm (2006) the party has peaked. Mass capacity. Tons of energy. Alcohol is flowing. In a new, extremely localized marketing campaign, Bodog even sets up a booth where hot girls are having pillow fights. College is awesome! But deep down you know you’ve hit the apex of the evening.

Then the cops show up and tell you to turn it down (2007). Neighbors are complaining. The cops are not totally going to bust up the good time yet, but it’s time to watch it. No more fuck-ups…



So the crowd temporarily thins out. But word of the party had already spread, and by 1pm it picks back up a little. New crowd, new life, new buzz. By this time everyone who was there at the start of the party is so drunk and happy, they forgot about the cops first visit. It’s been a couple of hours. Surely they’re not coming back. If they were coming back, they would’ve busted down the doors already. The music gets louder. The talking gets louder. The booze is giving everyone a false sense of confidence. Isabelle Mercier is drunkenly hooking up with Dario Minieri in the corner. Sure everyone is having a blast, but it’s not the same as it was at 11pm.

Then the cops show up again. Busted. Party is over. They notice a few under-agers are there. Some people get ticketed. Some people get paddywagoned to the clink.

The next weekend you have the same party, but it’s just not the same. The sting of how the previous party ended brings a smaller crowd (just the hardcore party-ers). It takes awhile before the party gets back to what it once was.

That’s the bad news.

The good news is the party almost always gets back to what it once was. We just hope that everyone hasn’t graduated by then.

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Einstein's letter to Roosevelt featured yesterday did get people's attention, and the super-secret Manhattan Project was started almost immediately. Initially it was primarily a feasibility study to see if a bomb would really be possible, but in 1942 the project was put under General Leslie Groves, and was tasked with actually building an atom bomb. The work was done at dozen's of sites across the country, but the primary work in actually creating the bomb was done at Los Alamos. The picture above shows the entrance to the facility in the days of the Manhattan Project.






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Leaping from Half Dome is illegal, but in Yosemite the sport of BASE jumping is soaring in popularity anyway. Climbers say it's faster (and more fun) to parachute into the valley than to hike all the way down the back of the mountain.See more pictures from the May 2011 feature story "Yosemite Climbing".





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Old 05-09-2011, 07:41 PM   #2709
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