*** OFFICIAL skatz thread *** [OFFICIAL]

[SkyNigger]

I've been watching heaps of the African Nations Cup.

I'm yet to see a *single* white player.

How fucking racist is that?

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Also, when you got Togo, you got Togo. boom boom

[SkyNigger]

My girlfriend caught me in bed with her friend last night and went nuts.

"I can't believe you'd do this to me! And with her of all people! When were you planning on telling me you were sleeping with someone else?"

What an idiot.

I was obviously never going to tell her.

[SkyNigger]

Did you hear about the twelve guys who were raping a German woman?

She screamed "Nein! Nein!"

So they drew straws and 3 of them missed out.

[SkyNigger]

News broke recently that Ali Moeen Nawazish, a schoolboy from Pakistan, reached an impressive record of 22 A-levels, including General Studies and English Language.

I personally feel quite happy for him. He'll be an above-average call centre agent.

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Originally Posted by DakotaBurnsInHell

News broke recently that Ali Moeen Nawazish, a schoolboy from Pakistan, reached an impressive record of 22 A-levels, including General Studies and English Language.

I personally feel quite happy for him. He'll be an above-average call centre agent.

One day he will come to US and either ignite an explosive device or be he General Manager of a 7/11

[SkyNigger]

I saw a man today who had dressed his Labrador in a yellow fluorescent jacket.

Is he blind? It looked absolutely ridiculous.

[SkyNigger]

Suicide bombing.

The only job where experience counts against you.

[SkyNigger]

You can only really begin to appreciate the horrors that the people of Haiti have been through when you shake a box of Maltesers really hard.

[SkyNigger]

Saw a nigger with a knife today.

A couple more million years and he’ll master the fork.

[SkyNigger]

Remember, Jesus died for our sins.

Seems almost rude not to rape someone now, doesn't it?

Comments

yes, yes it does