Later tonight a Pepsi truck is going to pull up to the diner off 66 by your house. The driver will eat a chicken fried steak, mash n gravy, roll, pecan pie and have coffee and a coke. This driver has been instructed to sit with his back to the parking lot. If a man were to go to this diner and open up the driver side door of that Pepsi truck, he would find the keys in the ignition.
looks like Im getting dumped by the gal. She was upset and thought I was rejecting her during our 15 hour car ride home, so she sat there and stewed the entire ride home.
In the meantime, during the ride, my alergies had never been worse in my entire life, my head was a complete fucking mess, I caught some upper respiratory virus from the dirty fucking wooks at the festival and I just laid in the passenger seat with a blanket over me trying to sleep and fight off the illness. I felt awful.
cliff note: her communication sucks and this wouldnt have likely worked if this is how she acts. Bitches man. Next.
looks like Im getting dumped by the gal. She was upset and thought I was rejecting her during our 15 hour car ride home, so she sat there and stewed the entire ride home.
In the meantime, during the ride, my alergies had never been worse in my entire life, my head was a complete fucking mess, I caught some upper respiratory virus from the dirty fucking wooks at the festival and I just laid in the passenger seat with a blanket over me trying to sleep and fight off the illness. I felt awful.
cliff note: her communication sucks and this wouldnt have likely worked if this is how she acts. Bitches man. Next.
She told me she was insulted because not once during the car ride did you grab her head and shove it down into your lap. Road head dawg. Road head.
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