A marvel at your best shit toilet that can be sold on the site.
Basically, it allows you to see your best shits. You know when you have a gigantic shit that doesn't break apart, and you're like, "Man, I wish I could see that shit in all it's glory!"?
But it's so big it breaks. Or part of it goes down the toilet and you can't see it all?
This is what I'm thinking. A toilet that is a huge glass cube at the bottom. You would have to go up a ladder to go and sit on it. When you shit into it there are sensors that detect your shit and currents that center the shit into the cube until you are ready to flush. There is a kind of embalming fluid or stabilizer in the water that keeps your shirt solid and holds it together so that it doesn't break apart. At this point you can walk down the stairs (don't forget to wipe) and go down to admire your shit in all it's glory. You can even use a remote control that will allow you to use the currents to move the shit closer to you for viewing.
Apply for a government grant under the guise we're helping inner city kids rollerskate to stay off the streets. Upon going to the site, they'll see the blacks on roller skates and think there's no way it could be a fake. $160,000 grant
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