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07-28-2012, 07:53 PM

do you know the guy in the video is the same guy who wrote the blog ?

no doubt he is a moron, the girl in the video is a vietnamese whore who he met in a brother fell in "love" with and then married.

its a good read if only just to laugh at how insane the guy is

SkyNigger · 07-30-2012, 05:31 PM

That makes sense.

I thought it was a little too amazing that he could think so clearly as to whip out his phone and start filming insanity. So basically he came to meet insanity again, but this time, he was 'prepared'. That makes sense.

When the cute & naked but batshit bi-polar girl lost her mind and started attacking me, all I could think about was rape.

SkyNigger · 07-30-2012, 05:35 PM

YouTube links don't work with the time set but the rape joke is at 2:30. Hopefully you will live through the pain of possibly the best standup set in history.

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rofl very solid

Hillbilly Jim · 07-30-2012, 06:18 PM

anthony bourdain hekca loves vietnam

Statutory Ape · 07-30-2012, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyNigger

pause right at 11 seconds, WOW

GOAT

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hey! my unit is NEVERMIND

SkyNigger for president in 2032 folks, you heard it here first.

Campaign includes promises of great tits 24/7 on all television channels, high quality smokes and abolishing all organized religion from the planet by term's end.

Scuter by a landslide, by a landslide.

07-30-2012, 06:44 PM

hof story about the hooker attacking you. i feel like you played your hand badly when the madam in the brothel was offering you money to not got to the cops/press. should have countered with i want 10 free hookers or something rediculous.

on a side note poker is going well lately. i would put the chances of me coming back to asia before canada at around 15%

ideally i want to come over for christmas and new year and the head over to calgary after that. friend of mine is moving over there in january and has work lined up so me and him will be working together again. calgary is booming aparently but its going to be fucking freezing, would much rather just move to asia but i got my visa sorted already and i got to look at the bigger picture.

Harley · 07-31-2012, 12:43 AM

Hot

Harley · 07-31-2012, 12:43 AM

They weren't Thais in romper stomper, all I'm saying.

Harley · 07-31-2012, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLACKDANIELS

hof story about the hooker attacking you. i feel like you played your hand badly when the madam in the brothel was offering you money to not got to the cops/press. should have countered with i want 10 free hookers or something rediculous.

on a side note poker is going well lately. i would put the chances of me coming back to asia before canada at around 15%

ideally i want to come over for christmas and new year and the head over to calgary after that. friend of mine is moving over there in january and has work lined up so me and him will be working together again. calgary is booming aparently but its going to be fucking freezing, would much rather just move to asia but i got my visa sorted already and i got to look at the bigger picture.

31 years in and ice never met a Canadian I wouldn't glass

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well you are australian and hating foreigners is in your blood

07-31-2012, 01:31 AM

fair enough harley but in my experience its canadians > australians by some distance

dont get me wrong some sound australians but the cunt:sound ratio is probably 60:40 which goes way up to 90:10 once alcohol gets involved. pretty much all the canadians i have met were great people.

i have only spent 3 months in canada compared to 2 years in au so this probably isnt a fair judgement but that has been my experience.