You know Skatz is blowing up when we now have an Israeli poster.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by gay sex
LISTEN while youre busy driving your cocaine submarine, i was out here defending the idea that all star survivor is better against scooter who thinks its a bad idea, JESUS CHRIST YOUR JIMMERY KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by neverstop in a PM
. . .
But whatever, yes I can be a huge canadian faggot and you can be terrible yourself but theres no reason we shouldnt be able to co-exist at the very least, ya feelz me??
hey blowing up is not an israeli thing anymore, man.
Mazrub, do you have children?
Cause I love Jewish fathers. I'm serious. I've never been serious about a Jewish girl (except for Natalie Portman but mostly because of her hof Leon role and then her SNL def posse god rap - all undone by that laugh - proof there is a god but he's a cruel mother fucker), but aside from Natalie (and her and I are through, literally through; for real) I've never been serious about a Jewish girl because I'm not a moron and I know the score.
I'm not entirely sure the Jews do, however.
Jewish fathers I don't know how to take. I've had sexual relations with 3 Jewish girls, but one of them beat me in her Kombi van quite harshly and then made fun of me when I whimpered at her punching me during sex cause I wouldn't pull her hair hard enough. Actually that's a hof story I should tell it sometime.
But anyway, I've met two Jewish fathers and they were both hilarious non-creeps. They were almost _too_ non-creepy though; to the point where they got creepy - you know what I mean?
They knew I was fucking their daughters. They wanted to have a chat with me about my intentions in their daughter's regard. Were they honourable?
I assure you that they were, but not in the traditional Societal understanding. I just wanted to fuck them. I didn't quite express it in those terms, but they got the idea (the girls' fathers) that I didn't have only the best intentions in regards to their daughters. Actually, I had only the 'worst' intentions.
They were, as I knew they would be, relieved to the point of feelings of fraternity and acceptance. Not _that_ kind of acceptance, but the acceptance that comes from the relief of knowing that the deuchebag Gentile your daughter has (idiotically) been gushing about - what can I say, I impress...momentarily (it's been the bane of my life's relationships) - hasn't the slightest intention of becoming romantically involved beyond sex and kicking along.
It's like...hilarious. On some (or every) level, no?
nb. Needless to say, their daughters were way too good for me. But I don't feel this was my Gentile blood's fault but rather my inherent inner slutty and lack of character and prospects and motivation to do anything except get girls to undress. After which, it's all a bit of a chore but then I'm probably giving away way too much information about my mind's queer insanity with that disclosure.
Your thoughts on Jewish fathers' position on their daughters hooking up with Gentiles? "You kids have fun, but don't fucking think about doing the right thing by her. Or there'll be hell to pay. I've got my eye on you BOY. Fuck her, and leave. Or else!"
Somehow it's hilarious. A comedian could have a field day with it, one imagines.
Probably not a Jewish comedian. Then again...
_______________
Hof Leon scene originally cut from film for American audiences. In a very telling way, it actually makes the movie less creepy. It's fascinating. One of the greatest movies ever, sfobv.
Hof SNL rap. That def posse omg.
But alas. All that glows blindingly bright is not gold. WARNING:NSF...anything.
Just so....sad. Why can't censorship ever be used for good instead of evil.
Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
Mentioned: 336 Post(s)
Tagged: 193 Thread(s)
now can we focus on black people and their horrible ways the original mission statement of this thread vwls i just saw that lone tear run down ur face walk it off big dog
Linear Mode
