Real talk its 9am and Im awake.

[anatine]

and then i saw this image and am trying to think what emoticon to name it

[gay sex]

print out a picture of that and buy her uggs from zappos and be like I GOT EM FOR YOU HONEY, and just watch the sadness roll down her face as she opens it

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then lick her tears dry and go "mmmmMMmmMMmm"

[anatine]

so yeah things are really ramping up in my life

[gay sex]

SHELL NEVER FORGET xMAS O 12 which is what u want in a gift

[anatine]

seriously thinking about printing up that dead clown pic and framing it.

[anatine]

also heads up im probably going to change that 'lick her tears dry' rep comment. it was knee jerk and poorly conceived and i hold myself to a higher standard frankly.

[anatine]

id love to make like, $3000 today.

[gay sex]

oklahoma city -4

[anatine]

that would really make this whole 9am thing worth while somehow.

[gay sex]

done and done