bro and then you throw in the fish out of water odd couple comedy
BRAINIAC HALF:
Excuse me ... We were supposed to fuse together. Not room together.
LUTHOR HALF:
Hey I'm clean, I don't smoke, I never leave hairs in the sink ...
Oh, there's more:
BRAINIAC HALF:
I always wanted to be part-real!
LUTHOR HALF:
I always wanted to be part-fake!
One more for the road!
LUTHOR HALF'S VOICE:
So what's our new corporate name?
BRAINIAC HALF :
"Brex"?
LUTHOR HALF:
Too hair-care. "Luthiac"?
BRAINIAC HALF:
Too mandolin-maker. "Brainlex"?
Later, Kal-El finds Lois and asks her why he kinda sorta recognizes her. Lois tries to explain, but it's all super-awkward (no pun), and Kal-El gives her his S-shield throwing star and flies off. Lexiac almost instantly captures Lois, where Brainiac's head says:
BRAINIAC HALF:
The Baron of Brilliant, Sultan of Smart, guy who put the "I" in IQ.
im literally moved to tears of laughter at this greatness and how much money they stole from the studio for this
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