OFFICIAL 7:10AM EST THREAD OH GOD

[anatine]

like seriously if john le carre himself wrote episodes for it id still avoid it on principle.

[Tyde]

i find it odd that they are talking about this asteroid that is going to barely miss the Earth....and basically in the same 48 hour period , a meteor streaks across the Russian sky the size of the fucking Eiffel tower. from all reports, the one that hit Russia was only 1/3 as big as the one that was being crammed down our throats on CNN saying 'don't worry'

in other words NASA has their heads up their asses.

[anatine]

which i guarantee he didnt because he wouldnt tarnish his legacy by associating it with the who.

[cup]

Get to spend all day at a softball field watching high school softball. Don't be jelly.

[anatine]

well, i believe there have been a great many leaked documents that spell out in absolute terms the necessity for an oversight layer that scrubs all raw data generated by nasa in the interests of 'national security' eg keeping housewives from murder/suicide'ing their children because a solar flare is going to throw GPS out of wack by .7 inches.

[anatine]

dont ever tell me not to be jelly of you cup.

you dont have that right.

[gay sex]

lol marty are you still doing conspiracy theories

[gay sex]

im actually jelly of that softball brag did they have a concession stand

[gay sex]

only thing better than that is going to girls volleyball games in college when you know a chick on the team

OH ITS A HUMBLE BRAG

[anatine]

i literally dont remember college. its entirely possible i didnt even go but i remember enough things like breaking into the cafeteria in the morning to steal bagels to suggest i didnt just imagine it all.

WOW SPEAKING OF BAGELS...