legit 9:19am and i want a cheeseburger thread

[anatine]

ill tell you something.

i picked up this bad boy when i moved to long island and i will not mince words; best money ive spent in a decade:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[anatine]

im sure ill grow out of it in another year or so but for the money it rages.

[gay sex]

and were all better GOTSA GET MY VITAMIN CS

[gay sex]

also i put in a call to my local fine dining cheeseburger shop and asked what the soup of the day was FINGERS CROSSED FOR CLAM CHOWDER

cream of mushroom, i hung up immediately

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only funny if you have a wall phone

[anatine]

ok im totes confused because Conquest of the Planet of the Apes takes place in 1991 and Battle for the Planet of the Apes takes place in 2760 but apparently Caesar the ape stars in both? This shit better resolve itself while my Australian Lamb Rib Chops thaw.

also am i to understand that some australian wakes up in the morning and says "yawwwwn time to murder some lambs"? seems a bit heavy.

[anatine]

the only thing worse than being an australian lamb murderer is the guy who has to say "cream of mushroom soup" to you.

[anatine]

ok the 2760 date was a flash-forward.


WE GOOD.

[gay sex]

tine will u order one of those green pans from the television and tr it theyre like 11 dollars and i really want but i dont cook

[anatine]

in theory i should start cooking my rice now.

[anatine]

ill order one after i move.