Official Jiveturkey taunts chinese mafia thread

[SkyNigger]

That's really so much smrter than it actually sounds. There's wisdome and shit camouflaged...

[Hillbilly Jim]

kid should come here and green rep all your posts as a tip for the thai whore sex

[SkyNigger]

I would have preferred a fake orgasm at the 12 min mark but horses for courses.

[Suicide King]

I like the direction this thread went. God bless my sweet little scoot!

i am still very much alive but i have been rebranded due to extreme jimmery

also i must clear up some of the confusion over me and scooter fucking whores together. i am being portrayed a bad sort for carrying on after the scoot was all done and dusted. however the truth is that scooter was in a different room to me so i was unaware that he had finished and was waiting for me to do the same.

had i been aware of this then things may have panned out very different. we all know there is nothing worse than the guest who comes round to your house and fucks his sluts longer than you fuck yours. am sure we have all been there, possibly

anyways in closing i would like to say i deeply regret my actions and in future i will endeavour to finish with my sluts quicker

also spill the story on what happened the following week if its not to painfull

[behemoth old]

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i can now walk the streets of san francisco safe

Not so fast there my handsome friend. Don't forget you'd still be in SF. Manraping capital of the world dawg.

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i'm always on guard.

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by BLACKDANIELS

also i must clear up some of the confusion over me and scooter fucking whores together. i am being portrayed a bad sort for carrying on after the scoot was all done and dusted.

lol I thought I was portraying quite michaelangelo masterpiece. I don't possibly see how your actions could be deemed to be anything but sfowning, from what I've written...

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however the truth is that scooter was in a different room to me so i was unaware that he had finished and was waiting for me to do the same.

This is actually quite true. Also I was having a hecka deep and meaningful which isn't really my thing doggs but I'm not totally lying, I was trapped - TRAPPED - in my spare bedroom with one (1) naked and talkative 17 yr old for an entire fucking hour whilst JACKDANIELS ruined 3 of the Kisclub's finest - for at least the short term.

I was trapped by his cock, in motion. Basically. I'll likely never forgive him. There's probably a Hollywood screenplay thriller drama suspense story there or something.

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had i been aware of this then things may have panned out very different. we all know there is nothing worse than the guest who comes round to your house and fucks his sluts longer than you fuck yours.

lol if I were you I would have gone for 5 hours then gone so fucking owned to the host, if he had a problem, I would direct him to my (tired) wang and tell him to suck it.

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am sure we have all been there, possibly

why you m...I see what you did there.

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also spill the story on what happened the follonwing week if its not to painfull

Well, elements of it was already posted on Skatz. the most stupid chat transcript in ALL OF FUCKING HISTORY. Basically idiots turned a simple little extortion yawn into a crazy ass fucking disaster.

Thais I hired to TRANSLATE and kept taking things into their own hands and fucking just being stupid spastics. "Because they're just whores" - was the logic of every fuckwit who faceplanted by not doing what I PAID them to do. be a fucking, nigger, menial, translator. oh nooo...no. that would be too easy...

[SkyNigger]

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

Well, elements of it was already posted on Skatz. the most stupid chat transcript in ALL OF FUCKING HISTORY. Basically idiots turned a simple little extortion yawn into a crazy ass fucking disaster.

Thais I hired to TRANSLATE and kept taking things into their own hands and fucking just being stupid spastics. "Because they're just whores" - was the logic of every fuckwit who faceplanted by not doing what I PAID them to do. be a fucking, nigger, menial, translator. oh nooo...no. that would be too easy...

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/gro...scussionid=308

Took me 10 min of VERY confused /high searching before I realised it was in ski team. Incredibly long chat. But the most spectacular insight into Thai culture.....there has ever been.

It's just got every single aspect of the noose of it all rolled up into an hour with the world's most stupid professional translator.

[Harley]

Maybe it's my apathy towards life but by jingo i'll be fucked if i'm going to fuck for more than two minutes.

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	yeah like, other stuff is more comfortable, less effort, and less wet. so so less wet.
	i also taunt after inadequately fucking.

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http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/gro...scussionid=308

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obv i am denied from ist so ship us the story here if that is possible

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Originally Posted by SkyNigger

There's probably a Hollywood screenplay thriller drama suspense story there or something.

hollywood screenplay may be a little optimistic but we could defo make a short film or maybe this epic story would work better in a theater