gentlemen we have a problem

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

dang bro, i'm hecka hurt that you wouldn't consider my high quality illegal contracting services

I will do the same work Wong would do in 3x the time at about (roughly) %78 the overall quality for 1/4th the rate he would command.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

ok 1/5th but I have to bring my kitten. she is non-negotiable.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

Also if certain work related grey area things are available I can cut the work time in half and increase the overall quality to about 92% but the tradeoff is I'll need twice the cash (roughly) and some new shoes but I can make it rain apartments condo's driveways pools fences and whatever else #allday

[rum dick]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

im in for like $500 for a Skatz Manor in Detroit and according to zillow.com this is pretty much absolutely going to happen.

I'm in for whatever so long as we build a gimp room to keep ape in.

[rum dick]

Don't worry ape. We will give you all the cheese sandwiches you can eat and a water bowl with your name on it.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I had better see enough of an air gap in that gimp box that my kitten has room to breath and possibly turn and scoop in a teeny tiny litter box that I will have created by then or NO DEAL.

[rum dick]

It's a gimp ROOM not a gimp box. And there will be access to air. There will even be a door. A thick door probably made out of steel.