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Sonatine's hidden salami
scuter throw me a bone here how might one leverage god into getting what one wants whilst one still has power over a life god wants kept alive as long as possible? has anyone tried this before?
Don't try using mary, she's already at the cusp of the heavenly gates, so the leverage is minimal and would likely backfire with you ending up in prison and later hell.
I would recommend blackmailing/extorting G-d by either using your own life as the bait or 100 black widows as the bait (but if you go the spider route, it has to all be at the same time because G-d won't blink an eye unless a shit ton of her/his/its precious creatures are at risk...no a few here, a few there). Maybe you could somehow work it where you combined the two options. Surely, that would get some attention and consideration from the Almighty.
Btw - make sure to not try to bluff G-d because she/he/it is omniscience after all and will see your fucking tells (or tail).
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