TRUE STORY IM ABOUT TO WATCH RIDDICK

[gay sex]

asterisk at 6 for overpriced fruit plate

[gay sex]

oh its cary grant drinking whiskey spying on the japs over everything son

[anatine]

real tho how great are fruit plates

[gay sex]

not gonna lie reaching that point in life where u dont have to deal with the unwieldy reality of slicing mangos is a good feeling

[gay sex]

like even when u step out the box and and try to do it at home and realize how awful cutting mangos are the 19 dollar fruit plate seems like a straight bargain

[anatine]

like a bowl full of pineapple chunks is great, dont get me wrong, but the magic is when they are stained red by the cherries and soaking in watermelon juice.

[MistaCobalina]

You know what they call Breakfast Sandwiches with no egg in Nebraska?


We call them "sandwiches", you boiled rutabaga.

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[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure thats a sick burn, but honestly nobody outside nebraska has any fucking idea what a boiled rutabaga is

[MistaCobalina]

maybe if you weren't raised by wolves deep in the Poconos, Senior Wong, you would have watched some loony toons when you were a kid, and you'd be well versed on rutabega's

[anatine]

GUYS IM GOING TO HAVE TO REVISE THE RANKINGS

#1 RIDDICK 4
#2 CHORNICLS: DARK FURY
#3 RIDDICK
#4 PITCH BLACK
#5 ZERO DARK THIRTY
#6 SOME CARY GRANT MOVIE
#7 SLAP SHOT
#8 EVERY OTHER MOVIE EVER