I think I know how to fix 408mike

[VaughnP]

Alright, so did you write that, Bob?

[Militant Quacks]

VAUGHNP SNIFFING BOBS BUTTHAIRS

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

Off topic, but wasn't it you that posted the short story about the Corn Dog King or whatever it was? Basically some kid revived his uncle's corn dog business with a secret recipe and his ghostly guidance. . . I was trying to find it, but couldn't.

And Hobo Dawgs is born; but one question Vaughn, where's 408 gonna get the meat? Now look what you've done. You've contributed to the murders of 100's of homeless people in the area. Mike's gonna be rich all the while feeding people; well, people. With his delicious blend of spices no one will ever know what they're eating but the exotic taste will keep'em coming back for more. Then he'll branch out with a second 55 gallon oil drum. Then another and another and another. He'll take over the whole city and clean up all the drifters and washed out porn star crackheads at the same time.

408 won't be able to help himself and he'll name his specialty dogs. This week, we have the Keanuabasa, the Haim to fame brat, and the Chasey meets grinder. People will find out they've been munching on human but they won't care. Those spices just make it so good. Pretty soon the effects of eating people start to break down their bodies. Then what? MASSIVE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. Congratulations Vaughn, you've just ended the world. You big stupid head.

[anatine]

Its a weird story. The 'scooter laying naked on the bed' part seems totally realistic but I spent a fair amount of time with scooter and never, not once detected any sort of tic or speech impediment.

Also its rather unbelievable that there is a Thai lady boy on hormones with a big dick. I will let LLL speak on this however, I am not a subject matter expert (SME).

Ultimately I believe this story to be a provocation, although elements of it resonate.

[Bobby Wong]

but tine, the thai ladyboy doesn't necessarily have a big dick, just bigger than op's dick

[anatine]

Youre looking at this from a qualitative assessment perspective, Im approaching it quantitatively; the odds of anyone having a smaller dick than a Thai ladyboy are just plain slim.

[Bobby Wong]

also it's impossible for me to imagine that scooter does not have a shitload of tics and speech impediments, that dude gotta be twitchier than a motherfucker. also, i'm pretty sure he's a motherfucker.

[Bobby Wong]

among any population of thai ladyboys, there must be one who is renowned for possessing a giant wang, whether through an accident genetics or a botched hormone cocktail. that particular ladyboy is doubtless in high demand with certain patrons and commands a special rate among these men of unusual tastes. it's impossible to believe that scooter is not intimately familiar with his local population of ladyboys, and similarly impossible to believe that he has not determined which among them has the freakishly large dong.

[Bobby Wong]

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Originally Posted by VaughnP

Alright, so did you write that, Bob?

I wrote The Corndog Kings in Introduction to Fiction writing when I was a second year college student. I used it as my portfolio to apply for Advanced Fiction Writing and was not admitted. The following year I submitted a different story, with symbolism and motorcycles, which did gain me admission.

A poster named chuckwoolery wrote the story about Scooter. It's possible that it was actually Chuck Woolery, but in all likelihood the real Chuck Woolery would have had an entirely different reaction when confronted with giant ladyboy cock.

[anatine]

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Originally Posted by Bobby Wong

among any population of thai ladyboys, there must be one who is renowned for possessing a giant wang, whether through an accident genetics or a botched hormone cocktail. that particular ladyboy is doubtless in high demand with certain patrons and commands a special rate among these men of unusual tastes. it's impossible to believe that scooter is not intimately familiar with his local population of ladyboys, and similarly impossible to believe that he has not determined which among them has the freakishly large dong.

again this is qualitative logic. youre examining the peak and valleys instead of the mean.

i feel confident that the statistical analysis of average boris poster comparison with hormone saturated thai ladyboy cocks would reveal a telling story and in doing so, cast into great doubt the veracity of ops claims.