just had maybe what could be classified as the realest moment ever

[gay sex]

like heres where we are ive bought and thrown out more chobani than anyone on this earth ill just let it sit there uneaten going nope why did i buy this

[MistaCobalina]

Chobani has many delightful flavors. Blood orange is delightful, as is black cherry. Pineapple is hard to fuck up by any yogurt crew, but it's the pear that sets them apart, gare. You're just hating on success, that's not like you.

[MistaCobalina]

AND YES I'M AWARE WHOLE FOODS DROPPED CHOBANI, YOU HIPSTER

[gay sex]

oh but a desperate pear additive cuz not even russians wanted that shit in their country and they literally spend 19 hours a day crashing into each other drunk so lets just not

[MistaCobalina]

i like the total move, but I roll with nothing but granola, and putting granola on my yogurt seems like a bridge too far.

[gay sex]

sorry chobani is like a 4th tier option behind literally eating frozen yogurt out of the carton in the store and scaring old women

[gay sex]

possibly in ur finest sweatpants while scratching lotto tickets cob

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nailed him

[gay sex]

I'M GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE as ur drooling supermarket brand yogurt reaching for the frozen waffles

[MistaCobalina]

listen to this yogurt elitist. Chobani was a trail blazer in the Greek Yogurt game. Just because they run new york, is no reason to throw stones at the throne. I think this is more evidence of your rampant turkish prejudice.

[gay sex]

so by trailblazing they were like 400 years behind fage that came out in 1927