Originally Posted by
SkyNigger
One never really knows if one is not con-nect-ed to the one who always knows.
One is.
You want to speak to my guy. He is - the - guy. I could stay here for ever. And a bit.
And I might.
This is actually true. I used to do situps back 10 years ago or so. Now I just don't eat.
You're a right cunt for talking about food at a time like this.
A time that is 9 hours before FoodbyPhone drivers kickstart their engines. Insert slur of your choice here: __________
Ok you know what?
*FUCK* CHEFXP.
I HAVE *HAD IT*.
Typical chefxp experience, repeated for the twentyteenth time tonight:
- Awesome incredible new restaurant advertises its menu there
- I pick out $45 worth of food, all of it sounds amazing
- Immediately get a email:
1 x Crispy calamari (7401) = 203.30
1 x Garlic bread (7410) = 96.30
1 x Potato wedges with sour cream (7414) = 171.20
1 x Chicken or Pork satay (7419) = 192.60
1 x Tiger prawns (7440) = 695.50
1 x Fried rice (Seafood/Chicken/Pork/Vegetarian) (7444) = 149.80
FUCK YEAH, LUNCH AND DINNER BOYEEEEE
- 10 minutes go by. No confirmation email from restaurant that order is received.
- 20 minues go by.
- 30 minutes go fucking by.
- 45 minutes later, phone rings. Some slurring tardwhore tells me that the restaurant is closed. 3 hours earlier than advertised. I let my tone of voice handle the lions share of my communication and terminate the call.
- +2 minutes later, THEY FUCKING CALL BACK ASKING IF I WANT TO CANCEL THE ORDER. I point out that Im pretty sure that IF THEY CANT FILL THE ORDER, ITS PRETTY MUCH FUCKING CANCELLED. "OHHH YOU WAN' ORDER FROM OTHER RESTAURANNNNN?"
- *NO* FOLLOWED BY A HANGUP IN SOMEONES GOOK FACE.
Chefxp is fucking *shady*. They fuck up orders, they take not a second less to deliver than anyone else, and they have sooooo many restaurants on their list that are simply never open OR they claim they are open but mysteriously arent open when you place your order.
Fuck those homos.
Fuck you, chefxp homos.
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