Happy Thanksgiving

[gay sex]

and whats worse i dont like the thought of your not savory mac and cheese just made with sugar and egg noodles and how god damn else you do it chang hold me right now im quaking in rage

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

and whats worse i dont like the thought of your not savory mac and cheese just made with sugar and egg noodles and how god damn else you do it chang hold me right now im quaking in rage

Sugar and egg noodles? WOW. I'm not sure I even need to address you, but I will to protect the honor of my mac n cheese. Savory because it's not box mac n cheese. Savory because it's got that crisp on top. Savory because you wanna slap yo mama when you eat it for feeding you that shit she made. Mostaccioli, gruyere, cheddar, colby, jack, obviously custard mix whole milk n eggs and LAYER LAYER LAYER LAYER

[Behemoth]

also potato salad as follows....

roasted red potatoes coated in seasoned olive oil
onions

cook for 35 minutes, turning halfway

in your serving bowl add

mayo
shallots
celery
eggs boiled for exactly 7 minutes so the yolks are still a little orange and not dried out yellow bullshit
light green onions for presentation

mix and serve

[Behemoth]

sitting back halfway into this limoncello bottle. Oh Gare. It's SOOOOOOO LEMONY SMMMOOOTTTTHHHH

[gay sex]

couple two things colby jack is an awful cheese and lol at your mayonnaise and potato food

[Behemoth]

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Originally Posted by gay sex

couple two things colby jack is an awful cheese and lol at your mayonnaise and potato food

I tried to bring your potato game into the 21st century you creton (see what I did there?). But noooooo, you're content sucking down instant mash with garlic butter and extra sharp cheddar talkin' about "I made this from scratch".

[Behemoth]

We make mac n cheese the right way round hurr Gare, Nita and I using a Wagner, slide into the oven at 350 and KAPOWZA! Yo face explodes in cheesy goodness.

[Behemoth]

AND SHOTS ON YO SKILLET GAME SON. Prolly using some black friday Lodge bullshit

[Behemoth]

[gay sex]

kid cant even spell cretin