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09-13-2018, 03:09 AM
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Yesterday he point up to her room and point out how theres a really hot bitch up there. today i say "i saw her. yah shes very hot" and he was like "huh? who? i dont know what yer talking about"..... somehow he sees a hot bitch in the apartment upstairs through the window and turns it into a 1 day lay. seems incredible to me. maybe standard for him tho. going to dedicate most of my time her studying him.
hes was an uber driver. he was driving a reg home from the casino and he let me ride and brought me home after. and she was honestly laughing hysterically the whole car ride. i didn't understand his jokes but i told my bro "jake, i a have a feeling beavis is cheating on daria. i road in the car with him with a girl and his jokes are way too incredible for him not to be constantly fucking".... i'm sure the jokes are key. the story of how he turned seeing a fine bitch upstairs into fucking her in 24 hours will be great to hear tho. cant do that with jokes alone.
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09-13-2018, 03:30 AM
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Skatz Plebeian
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actually. think he admitted to this cause he wants me to tell his gf. figured i would cause i'm constantly trying to fuck her. think i'll take his sloppy seconds when they break up. shes hot, and is definitely mine if they break up. other option is they are in a open relationship and they were testing to see how big of a phagget i am. 40/40 equal imo with 10% that hes just a moron. i doubt hes bright but hes been around the block many times
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09-13-2018, 03:34 AM
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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honestly blake is not that good a lawyer if you need representation
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09-13-2018, 03:34 AM
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Skatz Plebeian
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Such an interesting meth day. Just warning yall i'll be gone for a week after today. No more meth binges. In week tho we'll tag up again for another day of terrible meth posting.
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09-13-2018, 03:36 AM
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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get a couple pastor reviews under ur belt in the 7 days
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09-13-2018, 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by gay sex
get a couple pastor reviews under ur belt in the 7 days
place next to my old house has 4 very good pastors that are so big i can rarely finish em for $2.36. amazing. those i eat on the reg if i'm rich, but they are almost all i eat when the roll is running low. when dead broke tho all i eat is oxxo's 2 hotdogs and a 20 ounce coke for $1.05 deal. the hotdogs are red and the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. they're a lifesaving tho when you really need em.
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09-13-2018, 03:43 AM
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Skatz Plebeian
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besides drugs and pussy other biggest reason i come here is how cheap the food is. a good meal thats finna fill you up for $2.36? jesus
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09-13-2018, 03:45 AM
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2 biggest reasons i move somewhere are drugs and pussy. just realized i'm a fuckin hedonist.
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09-13-2018, 03:50 AM
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2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
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Originally Posted by SetofKs
2 biggest reasons i move somewhere are drugs and pussy. just realized i'm a fuckin hedonist.
how on earth are you still alive
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
Originally Posted by VaughnP
He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
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09-13-2018, 03:51 AM
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2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
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i'm just assuming you bareback these hookers cause of course
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
Originally Posted by VaughnP
He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
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