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09-13-2018, 03:52 AM
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2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
Join Date: Dec 2009
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it's not even fair that you're alive just out there doing meth, no kids, playing poker and barebacking hookers in mexico
obv we all want that life
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
Originally Posted by VaughnP
He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
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09-13-2018, 03:55 AM
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#332
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
Mentioned: 336 Post(s)
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on one end of the spectrum we have todge who literally almost died eating hot dog on a stick and 35 ounces of pepsi in a day, and on the other we have a guy blowing through tons of meth and still going strong
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09-13-2018, 04:09 AM
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#333
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2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
Join Date: Dec 2009
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both lives actually sound pretty sweet when you put it that way
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
Originally Posted by VaughnP
He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
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09-13-2018, 04:34 AM
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#334
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Skatz Plebeian
Join Date: Jul 2013
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Originally Posted by blake
i'm just assuming you bareback these hookers cause of course
lol yah. fucking disgusting. but to be fair i've fucked 3 hookers in the last 2 years so i'm not out barbacking hooker often. i'll take a hooker almost always if one falls in my lap. i have things i'd rather do than hunt hookers tho.
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09-13-2018, 04:38 AM
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#335
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
Mentioned: 336 Post(s)
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hong kong gentlemens club you dont need to hunt shit you point and click
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09-13-2018, 04:40 AM
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#336
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Skatz Plebeian
Join Date: Jul 2013
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in 2013 i think i fucked a ton of hookers but always with a rubber. i wasn't a psycho back then so i wrapped up, but there always hookers hanging around so i'd enjoy em. usually it was one of the homies pays the regular price for a hooker, and since shes already in the condo, naked bed with jizz in her twat, might as well take a lil more jizz at a huge discount. god damn i miss those days, all my friends were ballin with businesses, and nice cars. came back 2 years later, they all lost their businesses, and all except 1 or 2 lost their cars. i assume because the peso went from 12 for a dollar to 20 for a dollar they got hit hard.
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09-13-2018, 04:42 AM
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#337
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
Mentioned: 336 Post(s)
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the most uses of the word jizz in skatz history great job bro
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09-13-2018, 04:48 AM
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#338
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Skatz Plebeian
Join Date: Jul 2013
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Originally Posted by gay sex
hong kong gentlemens club you dont need to hunt shit you point and click
strip club here too. there are beds in the club. i think the stripper sleep in them at night too. living in a strip club sounds amazing. but its kinda expensive at those places, i think. and i was told at 1 club you get only 15 minutes. i doubt i'd enjoy fucking with the pressurey of cum shot clock.
i fucked once, at the poor strip club for like $75 and got hour. chick was 32 but pretty hot. roxy had a heart of gold. only dirty whore i gave love sex to. she gave me her number but i never called and left the number in my room when i flew. my bro said our friend got her number, called her and talked for a while and told him "i think i'm gonna pimp this girl out." I hope if he did pimp out he treated her well. Roxy was a real sweetheart.
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09-13-2018, 04:57 AM
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#339
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Make me the happiest boy in the world Joel. Marry me and make me Ms. Robuchon. <3
Join Date: Nov 2009
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we play our cards right this draftkings season we could hopefully have sonatine homeless and pimped out by december
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09-13-2018, 04:58 AM
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#340
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2013-2015, 2018 SKATZ FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION
Join Date: Dec 2009
Mentioned: 42 Post(s)
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set went down on a hooker. that just happened
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Originally Posted by VaughnP
You remember that time you hoped an on the ground tornado would wipe out my friends and relatives, which was a real possibility?
Originally Posted by VaughnP
He said something along the lines of how awesome a sad and depressed me would be for weeks of grief posting too.
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