Originally Posted by
Bobby Wong
kid looks hecka asian, did druff buy his kid from china
Cmon Bob, I thought we all agreed not to make fun of his impotence. Think about if you were a man and had to live your entire life with the shame of not being able to successfully achieve and/or maintain an erection? How embarrassing it must be especially if he's one of the chosen people. You would think that GOD himself would bless upon those people the ability to just think of having a kid and it pops out on the spot. But he lets some of his flock suffer; like Druffy Woateleus, with what can only be described as the worst case of e.d. that has ever been diagnosed on any continent.
His penis is so devoid of blood, that it maintains a permanent opening where it should be hanging out of; but alas, there is no penis in sight. So ashamed of his lack of virility, Mr. Woatelleuses has hired a man to have sex with his wife every night while he watches in a corner wearing a diaper and sucking on a pacifier.
Once after going on an alligator hunt to prove he was a man, he fell in a boat and a noticeable bulge was seen protruding from his shorts when he resurfaced. He exclaimed I GOT IT! I GOT IT! But when his shorts were pulled down, it was revealed that a bullfrog had gotten wedged in between his thighs and was quickly released back into the wild without harm. Yes Bob, we really shouldn't make fun of a man with such a dysfunction as Mr. Woateleueses.
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