the thread in which we tell things to eachother

[rum dick]

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Originally Posted by Suicide King

blinking florescent lights freak me out. I think something scary is going to happen. Also if I completely stop in traffic on a bridge Ill have a mild panic attack.

[rum dick]

I apparently have sex with my wife while im sound asleep at least twice a week. No sleeping pills are involved (unless she is roofying me) and I'm the instigator. Its sorta like sleep walking except I don't leave the bed and my penis does all the walking instead of my legs.

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rum Dick

I apparently have sex with my wife while im sound asleep at least twice a week. No sleeping pills are involved (unless she is roofying me) and I'm the instigator. Its sorta like sleep walking except I don't leave the bed and my penis does all the walking instead of my legs.

What a coincidence. I have sex with your wife at least twice a week when she's asleep. Small world Rummy my boy.

[rum dick]

Paulkersey has been banned for 48 hours

[Been]

i would've preferred if he said "sex with your wife while you're asleep"

[rum dick]

That would have been acceptable.

[anatine]

Jesus was a black man.

[anatine]

Also I just accidently purchased and used womens deodorant.

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was it strong enough for a man?

[anatine]

Gonna be a long night.

[SkyNigger]

Google TV is god.

I bought one of these. If in range of Wifi, turns any HD TV into a massive tablet running Android 4.x

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jesus