THE ONE "BREAKING DAWN II" THREAD TO RULE THEM ALL

[anatine]

BEST COMPUTER ANIMATED VAMPIRE ELF TODDLER EVER THO DEAL WITH THAT

[anatine]

also the den mother has aged so badly that she has seriously morphed into rachael from six feet under

[anatine]

and for the record aint no one got time for that morph

[gay sex]

INVOKING THE 4TH GOAT TV SHOW OF THE 2000s YOU BETTER BE ON UR JOB TINE

[anatine]

this is basically a 2 hour vampire Benetton commercial

[gay sex]

also real talk it might be a running dialogue between 4 and 7 BUT STILL HEADY TIMES

[anatine]

bitch doesnt have a forhead, shes got a fifth and sixthhead.

[gay sex]

wait till ur girlfriend makes u watch the carrie diaries and ur like this shit is faggo........... whaatttt is that 1980s new york , whaat is that gay fashion i remember, whaaaaaaaaaaaat is that kid driving a porsche

i have a feeling ur dumbass will love that show

[anatine]

there are literally amazonian vampires in this GARE WHY ARE YOU NOT RESPECTING THIS MULTI CULTURAL VAMPIRE EXTRAVAGANZA

[anatine]

OIK IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING ALL THE HOT WHITE GIRLS WITH BLOND HAIR FROM THE FIRST TWILIGHT HAVE LITERALLY TURNED 100% INTO DONATELLA VERSACE.