****Official skatz brag/fail thread about how many ladies you've had sex with****

[Behemoth]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

anyone who traffics in hooks regularly probably has me dominated, to the point where i feel a separate score needs to be kept for hooks.

to those of you in that category MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER.

I'm thinking a conversion rate needs to be used here. Listening to suggestions.

[anatine]

~intermission~



thick crust, red onion, sausage, extra moz cheese.

i call it THE RAGNAR LOTHBROOK.

MAY IT LIVE FOREVER.

Comments

	don't care for toppings but chz looks good
	druff is rolling over in his grave
	Is that a frozen pizza? I hope it tastes better than it looks.

[Hillbilly Jim]

why does the sausage look like shit

[gay sex]

TOUCHY ON THE HOOK ROUND DOWN SUBJECT verry interesting

[anatine]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

why does the sausage look like shit

its self confident and not afraid to do its thing without struggling to meet societies irrational and impossible standards for beauty.

Comments

lol

[Hillbilly Jim]

if you like mozzarella stay tuned to the lottery thread

[gay sex]

first off maybe theres a lighting issue on ur lignite sausage second i think old dial up here missed the 3.7 in the spirit that it was intended not calling you a liar rounding down the number in regards to ur total AKA CONVERSION RATE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

but hell walk it off

[Been]

not a lot

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair to beanstaring 15 yr old mexican girls can get pregnant just by a guy looking at them

Comments

	so fertile
	hips don't lie

[poofter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonatine

~intermission~



thick crust, red onion, sausage, extra moz cheese.

i call it THE RAGNAR LOTHBROOK.

MAY IT LIVE FOREVER.

In the words of Pauly Shore that pizza loooks GAH-REASY


never seen black pudding on a pizza though

Comments

ordered a watermelon because of this post