I swear on my life the following is true- while on the fence at Sears I ran into some black dude who i think actually does loss prevention for sears (educated guess, he spent 40 some odd minutes pretending to shop and managed to not only not take a single item off any shelf but he even went out of his way to talk to every single customer that sauntered into the tool section. Plus he was wearing a really gay hat, the exact same one serial fail had on in that old school nwp shop of him) talked me into getting the estwing. He didn't look like much of a "working man" but he sounded somewhat knowledgeable and, well let's face it, I don't know what in the fuck I'm doing. Out there all alone with no idea what exactly to buy I was probably trolled by some douchebag who probably has arthritis and high blood pressure and hates me for all of his problems that i don't have.
And yes, the fact that it's highly possible Wong is trolling me having me go buy tools I don't have a need for and don't know how to use and what have you has occurred to me but for now I am happy believing he's genuinely concerned for my well being and trying to help because he's a nice person and doesn't hate me....life is never easy.
Ok, so the hammer is in fact going back. Thanks Bob.
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