the hilarious part is that marty is so dumb that he doesnt even realize that midgets are legally 4' 10" or shorter. im literally 5' 3" with boots on. fucking classic marty.
sonatine the worst part of your schtick is that you always key on these weird sexual perversions. its pretty obvious you are a demented sick ass motherfucker who jerks off multiple times a day to the creepiest shit you can find on the net
even when you are finished jacking it....you're so consumed with being (ahem) 'clever'...but nothing you contribute is ever actually funny....its just dark...and weird...and depressing
real talk . I feel sorry for you because you are clearly not a jolly fat guy....you're just pissed off at the world for be fat and alone