JACKDANIELS in Bangkok on Jan 18th - Page 4 - SkatzPoker

SkyNigger · 01-18-2011, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS

scooter pm me your number or tell me a good time/place meet up tonight will check back here in a few hours see what the story is.

done. not much on tonight. but will see if I can't notch up a 3rd consecutive W v sleep...

01-18-2011, 10:27 AM

lets give it a go possiblity for shenanigans better than 50/50 at the moment imo

SkyNigger · 01-18-2011, 10:52 AM

Oh I'm guessing up near 70% but it's the quality of the shenanigans which may suffer from my (well-practised but not completely perfected) foray into Sleep Deprivation, and Beyond.

My apartment is filthy at the moment, after moving in, I did nothing and just piled up garbage. And I haven't yet gotten around to re-hiring my maid. And it's unlikely that I'll be cleaning it. With that caveat, if you felt you could endure some boxes and loose garbage and the odds unexplainable smell...swing around if you like.

I got some red wine and beer here. Willing to swap for food (to save me the effort of a FoodbyPhone order)...

If you wanted to go to Soi Cowboy, which I think isn't the worst idea you've had, we'll want to get there before 9 or 9:30. Yup. Such is the nature of Demand v Supply.

faggotry.

(the nature, if you were wondering...faggotry. because I'm in my 3rd year in Thailand and I've been out before midnight maybe twice and one of those times I very nearly shipped the aids.)

GAMBLE-BOT · 01-18-2011, 02:42 PM

01-19-2011, 10:18 AM

met scooter yesterday and fun times were had. he is one funny motherfucker thats for sure.

if he wants to tell the story thats fine by me but i am to lazy to write any more than this for now and anyways am going to drink a beer but i can definately confirm that scooter is the man !

SkyNigger · 01-20-2011, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JACKDANIELS

met scooter yesterday and fun times were had. he is one funny motherfucker thats for sure.

if he wants to tell the story thats fine by me but i am to lazy to write any more than this for now and anyways am going to drink a beer but i can definately confirm that scooter is the man !

This motherfucker right.

Comes to my city. Stands me up first night. Thankfully drags me out of my faggotry of depression to Soi Cowboy where he proceeds to twist my subconscious arm to take a whole bunch of girls back to my apartment for shenanigans.

All good right?

No. This motherfucker.

After ~2-3 min I have completed my duties. I induced no squeals of delight but there were many echoing around my apartment, waking up the neighbours I would have had except I'm the only person on my floor.

After 10 min of squeals of delight I'm thinking "this motherfucker is just showing off now".

After 20 min of squeals of delight I'm thinking "this motherfucker is really making me look bad now".

After 30 min of squeals of delight I'm starting to alternate between putting a cap in my own ass out of shame or putting a cap in his ass and then ordering the four girls to squeal for me.

After 40 min of squeals of delight I'm too depressed to do anything so I just lie there listening.

After 50 min of squeals of delight, there is finally sweet blessed silence.

I emerge to find exhausted women everywhere, a Cheshire cat grin on JACKDANIEL's face.

I play it cool, however. One must have one's dignity when one has been emasculated. :wisdom

But seriously...

This motherfucker.

blake · 01-20-2011, 05:41 AM

this weekend, i'll probably go to work, then possibly try to fit in a trip to bed bath and beyond. not sure that i'll have enough time.

regardless, i'll be in a hyundai sonata.

gay sex · 01-20-2011, 06:02 AM

rofl

SkyNigger · 01-20-2011, 10:06 AM

Also JACKDANIELS this is the essay I was telling you about. Once you've read it, we can continue the debate...

The Golden Lie: the Manipulation of Emotion -a scuter essayâ„¢

SkyNigger · 01-20-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by blake

this weekend, i'll probably go to work, then possibly try to fit in a trip to bed bath and beyond. not sure that i'll have enough time.

regardless, i'll be in a hyundai sonata.

If Shaunita ever gives you the slip, or if you ever wish to give Shaunita the slip, come visit me in Bangkok and leave Shaunita, your Hyundai and your kid at home.

I will introduce you to stuff. Stuff that will challenge the constructs of your reality. Probably not in a good (long-term, societal-deemed productive) way.

But if they weren't fun, then your constructs would not be challenged.

You know you want to. You know...

:niggersknow