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Cfda Fashion Awards The Lincoln Center New York City June





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Mtv Movie Awards Gibson Amphitheatre Universal City Los Angeles June





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Cfda Fashion Awards The Lincoln Center New York City June





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Here’s supermodel Kate Upton showing off her amazing acting skills during a bit for Tosh.0 the other night. Obviously the bit is stupid, she gets stabbed with a banana… Come on. But anything that involves Kate’s big beautiful breasts is alright with me. Basically she just stands there and we stare at her hotness…. I [...]

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Apparently Kim Kardashian and her big booty are over in England pushing some crappy fragrance or feminine hygiene product of hers on the poor British. I don’t understand the fascination with smelly like a reality TV star, I’m going to come out with my own HollywoodTuna fragrance… Guess what it’s going to smell like. Anyhow, [...]

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My theory is that there is no way anyone would wear this kind of carpet/blanket in public unless they were trying to cover up a fat uterus….I mean the timing is right she’s been married for at least a year…but her husband’s a homosexual hockey player so babies don’t make sense…unless of course it’s one of his teammates baby which is possible cuz there’s no team building like letting your team fuck your wife….

Sure this is all speculation…but sometimes make belief is better than reality…







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I used to do a thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all stemmed from her winning some Young Hot Hollywood award, where she accepted like she actually believed she was Young and Hot in Hollywoood. It was a case of too much positive affirmations, so I figured I’d do my part to myth bust her face. It’s not hot. That award was obviously paid for or maybe selected by a gang of retard kids in a make a wish foundation kinda hustle, because all I saw was asymmetrical, even with a nose job, like some picasso gone wrong, and the only redeeming quality was that she wasn’t fat, cuz fat chicks suck.

I think of done some good though, not that she knows I exist, but throw a pair of glasses on the bitch, cover her face with her hair and position her face proper and she’s not all that bad…unfortunately for her the paparazzi only got one pic like that, and the rest of her wonky fucking face…but again at least she’s skinny…and here are her legs…even though she’s ugly…





On a side note, she posted some pics of her bare legs in shorts next to fellow ugly alumni Hilary Duff’s Sister….





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Kate Upton’s doing her marketing to the college kids rounds because she knows she’s on borrowed time. She hit the Tosh.0 show, where she participated in a stupid stunt that I think failed, but that I’m sure half of you idiots thought was hilarious, cuz they zoomed in on her big hormone in the food tits…the very same 18 year old tits that the rest of her body is going to catch up to…cuz that’s just how metabolisms work, I mean she’s already got a thick belly starting to form and it’s just a matter of time.

But I don’t wanna ruin a good thing, take it in while it’s still worth taking in, as she milks the next 3-5 years before hitting Roseanne Status.

On a sidenote, this Tosh.0 dude needs to be beat the fuck up, I feel like he doesn’t really know he’s irritating, and there’s nothing like a good beating to remind you that you are… Isn’t that right Nicolas Cage’s Son? I know, all you idiots love him and I don’t care what you think, his act sucks and must die.



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