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[Percy The Perv]

Edgy Hipster Fashion magazine called Dazed & Confused did a shoot with Beyonce in the trailer park. They called it “The Simple Life”, where they glammed bitch up, sexed bitch up in lingerie, and set her doing low mocking poor person middle America shit….from eating Fruit Loops, to drinking slurpies to whatever else is going on in the picture and as a poor person…I take offense to this….but only cuz I want to see an uprising that makes Beyonce look like the devil cunt I know she is…

See, I get the irony cuz it’s obvious and not that crafty and I’m not an idiot…I can always see through the parody, high concept shit fashion faggots come up with… Beyonce this fashion icon with all the money in the world..successful and rich in her own right, married to a billionaire on top of her pile of stupid money she’s got…living in 5 star hotels and designer clothes, glammed up and pampered…in a setting that so many Tornados have just recently torn up….

See, she’s too good for this kind of thing, alienating a huge percentage of her white trash trailer park fans…mocking them as they pick up the rubble of their lives…obnoxious and insensitive…tacky new money doesn’t remember where her granny the slave was brought up….behavior…

So everyone turn on Beyonce while she’s trying to turn you on….





Here’s the video to hammer that nail in your white trash heart





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[Percy The Perv]

I know Vanessa Hudgens so well, that her lawyer actually emails me. Sure. It was in the form of threatening letters that if I don’t remove her nude pics, even though they were censored nude pics, that he’d get me charged for kiddie porn, depsite the fact that Vanessa Hudgens was clearly the Kiddie Porn producer, and even owned the copyright on said kiddie porn…

So me and Vanessa have a real solid bond, one where she probably doesn’t know I exist, but where I know what her alleged 17 year old, hungry for attention, unshaved box looks like, even though, I’m pretty sure she was 18 in the pics, and the whole leaking of them was some kind of publicity stunt, as it always is.

Either way, I guess I’m a fan, mainly because any bitch willing to put her naked body out there, even though nudity isn’t a big deal, is a bitch I respect because it is my life goal to see every woman in the world naked, sure I’ll come short, but at least I know I’m gonna die trying..

She is the face of Candies, she got in her underwear, this time cuz it was paying and not for fun, and the whole thing is not very hot, unless of course you think Vanessa Hudgens and her chipmunk face is, in which case, you’ll be down.











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[Percy The Perv]

There were a lot of rumors about Selena Gomez floating around the internet over the last week or so because she was in and out of the hospital, turns out she just had a belly ache or something like that. Anyhow, she’s back on stage and looking as cute as ever in her little shorts [...]

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[Percy The Perv]

I think we all know just how Heidi Klum’s hotness can change things, like the tightness of my pants, so I had to post these pictures of her sweet supermodel cleavage at some fancy arts party. Sure she’s getting up there in age, especially in the world of supermodels, but she still knows how to [...]

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[Percy The Perv]

I thought that after yesterday’s shots of Jennifer Lopez’s big old booty I would throw you guys a curve ball and post a few shots of the old bird’s sexy legs. She’s latina after all so I assumed that by this time of year they’re going to be a perfect shade of tan and looking [...]

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[Percy The Perv]

Yes, Christina's hair is eerily reminiscent of a Dee Snider wig. Yes, the airbrushers have removed most traces of the Edward 40-hands caused side saddles Christina's been toting about lately. And, yes, Christina is using a blankie to cover up our very favorite parts in this angelic pictorial for W magazine. Still... Christina Aguilera will always have vaunted alumni status on Egotastic! for both her long run of hot looks and her unique ability to actually be a pop singer who can sing. Enjoy.



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[Percy The Perv]

I feel like we've seen sexy sultry petite Vanessa Hudgens in her bedroom before in a bra, but I think in previous versions, she was a bit more, well, less 'tween girl PG-rated friendly. Still, if somebody's going to be pimping inappropriately sexy underthings and little bits of clothing to young girls, Vanessa Hudgens is the perfect ogle-model. In these ads for Candie's, which seems to sell everything and anything to girls who will buy everything and anything, Vanessa prances about a stage set to look like the bedroom of a very precocious middle school girl, while flashing her cute bra and boy shorts. We also get a little delightful look behind the scenes of the pimped out photoshoot. All in all, if you can get past the glimpses into the cynical commercialism of modern popular girls culture, Vanessa does look pretty damn hot. Enjoy.



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[Percy The Perv]

Something about the veteran MILFs who just know how to bring it when the bringing done need be brought.

The statuesque supermodel Heidi Klum stole the red carpet last night at the amfAR Inspirational Gala, in a little outfit I like to call 'sexy blue dress that looks super hot on your amazing body and I know it cost a bloody fortune but I'm still going to rip it to shreds as I ravage you after this charity event'. Wow. Sexy long legs, nipple pokes, just an amazing looking woman slash business empire. Hotness never really goes away, it just transforms into various shades of cougar naughtiness.



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[NASA]

Taken during mobility testing on June 3, 2011, this image is of the Mars Science Laboratory rover, Curiosity, inside the Spacecraft Assembly Facility at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, Calif. Preparations continue for shipping the rover to NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida in June and for its fall 2011 launch. Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech

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[Kel Mitchell]

Filed under: Movies

Slave stories might become the new black in Hollywood.

Today, the Shadow And Act film blog revealed that Paris-based Other Angle Pictures picked up a French slavery comedy for international distribution. 'Case Départ' is scheduled for a July 6 release in France and with the international distribution deal, there's the possibility that a remake could happen in Hollywood. According to an article in the film industry trade magazine, 'Variety,' executives at Other Angle say 'Case Départ' has "remake potential".

The comedy is about two half-brothers, Joel and Regis (played by actors pictured above, Thomas Ngijol and Fabrice Eboué, respectively), who travel to the Caribbean to collect an inheritance from their dying father. They are given a document that chronicles their slave ancestry and in an effort to find out its worth, they accidentally destroy the document. Their aunt curses them and sends them back in time to the Transatlantic slavery period, where they are sold as slaves and must not only try to escape their conditions but also the year 1780. The trailer (shown below) is in French with no sub-titles, so those who don't understand the language may not be able to follow along, but there is a lighthearted feel to the clip and the slavery setting is clear.



Case Départ (2011) Trailer by Afro-Style-Communication

Meanwhile, a slave film closer to home was just given a release date. Indie-film blog, 'The Playlist' has announced the Quentin Tarantino-directed and written film about an escaped slave seeking revenge on his master in an effort to rescue his lover, 'Django Unchained,' is scheduled to come out on Christmas Day 2012. That's more than a year-and-a-half from now, but like most of Tarantino's films, this movie has been buzzed about from pretty much the moment Tarantino finished writing the screenplay.

Not since Alex Haley's highly acclaimed miniseries 'Roots' premiered in 1977 have we seen an honest (much less funny) depiction of slave life on either the big or small screen (Oprah tried with 'Beloved' but missed the mark by about 50 yards). To this day, the Roots' finale remains the third highest rated U.S. television program ever. In 2003, comedian Dave Chappelle would drum up some controversy on his 'Chappelle's Show' when several sketches touched on slavery, including one (shown below) parodying 'Roots' entitled "Roots Outtakes."

Whether a comedy or a drama, a remake or an original take, tackling the subject of slavery on film is going to be a challenge to any filmmaker or screenwriter. But the real test will ultimately rely on the audience. Even fairytale-esque black romantic comedies struggle to generate formidable box office revenue. We will have to wait and see if much darker and truer stories about the history of black folks in America will face the same dilemma.


Chappelles Show Roots Outtakes www.comedycentral.com Buy Chappelle's Show DVDs Black Comedy True Hollywood Story

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