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NASA's Cassini spacecraft successfully completed its second-closest encounter with Saturn's icy moon Helene on June 18, 2011, beaming down raw images of the small moon. At closest approach, Cassini flew within 4,330 miles (6,968 kilometers) of Helene's surface. It was the second closest approach to Helene of the entire mission. Image credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise enjoyed some beach time in Miami over the weekend, and Bauer Griffin has the photos. On Sunday they were snapped with Tom celebrating Father's Day on a boat.

The family is in Miami while Tom films 'Rock of Ages.'

Here's one pic of Katie and Suri in the ocean, see the rest here.

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[Percy The Perv]

I guess the mothership hasn’t come down to save the elightened humans who know the truth and worship their alien power, cuz Katie Holmes had the time to hit the beach to show off her skinny titless body in a bikini…I liked her better before she was weird, you know a slutty young actor…naked and murdered in her one movie roll she had before being knocked up by some experimental space sperm, leading to no acting work, cuz the bitch is too busy prepping for salvation or whatever it is Scientologist closet case homosexuals and their stage wives do….but she’s still in a bikini, she’s not fat and apparently that’s good enough for me…it’s one of those “You had me at Vagina” situations…if you know what I mean…







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I heard about J.Lo’s nipple slip on some German show called Wetten, Dass..? this past saturday night….someone emailed it into me…and I figured I’d get to it Monday, cuz unlike you seeing the shit stain on some 45 year old hispanic mom’s tit, doesn’t really do it for me…at least not enough to get on a fucking computer when I’m busy passed out on a park bench hard drinking while asking bitches for nude twitpics pics cuz I don’t know how to make conversation when not on a computer as I’ve lost all my social skills in my alocholism and relationship with the internet and such….nipples that are far more interesting to look at then this bitch’s….next time I’m hoping for a clit slip, they’re the next level nipple slip for the person who wants to one-up the nipple slippers and stand out as a pioneer behind the likes of Kardashian, Hilton, Lohan and Spears…and they far more fun to jerk off to…cuz everyone has nipples…vagina are reserved to those people I like to fuck…or don’t like to fuck but do it anyway cuz she pays my rent….if you know what I mean…



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Wonder why she didn’t wear a bra….all hispanics wear bras cuz they have shitty tits….unless they have implants..which I can assume she doesn’t thanks to the nipple ratio….plastic surgereons would never let that saucer sized nipple fly…



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I’m not all that into bike riding, the only people I know who are into biking are super fit and super annoying, but when it involves a hottie like Sara Jean Underwood I’m all over it. Especially if she decides to do it naked. Here she is on her sweet ten speed for a World [...]

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I've missed Kate Bosworth. Between her disappearing acts from the public eye, and her nearly actual disappearing act from lack of eating, it's been sort of a wilderness without this blonde hottie actres for too long now. We were very pleasantly pleased to see the sexy still thin blonde hottie make an appearance at the Life Happens premiere at the L.A. film festival, where she was a sexy vision in pink, looking a little ruddier than usual, though we would still most definitely love to buy her a sandwich, I mean, after three to seven minutes dedicated to the making of the sexy. Enjoy.



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Yep, Canadians love craptastic pop music just as much as in the Lower 48. And, thank god for that. MuchMusic is like the Cannuckian MTV, only being from the Greater Whiter North, there's more drinking, and less sex. Every year the MuchMusic Video Awards manage to draw in some of the biggest names in pop music, including over the weekend the sextastic young Selena Gomez who stole the show at the awards, from rehearsals to red carpet to co-hosting to performance. She did it all, and she looked sweetly hot doing so. We took great pains to omit the image of the Devil's Midget from all of her pictures, the one small but mighty flaw on her hotness resume (we shall never hold it against Selena, though, admittedly, we have thought of being held against Selena). Enjoy.



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With the solstice nearly upon us, the uber-hottie Megan Fox decided to give us a little taste of sexy summer by way of a multi-bikini vacation in Hawaii over the weekend with husband Brian Austin Green Self-Employed (B.A.G.S.). While all the world's ogle-light is shining brightly upon Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for her upcoming debut in Transformers 3, it's important that we remember our roots, and, specifically, how rooted we were to our theater seats when we first spotted Megan Fox leaning over that car engine in the original Transformers. It's been a lust affair like almost no other since that day, and these sweet bikini candids do little to slake that passionate thirst. Enjoy.

(We do wish Megan would stop writing stuff in non-erase tattoo marker on her delicious body, I mean, unless it's something naughty about things she'd like to do with us and a pair of living sponges, we wished she'd stop this body-lit transformation into Queequeg.)



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Jennifer Lopez nip slip! Jennifer Lopez appeared on the German TV show Wetten, dass..? on Saturday night, and apparently "Wetten, dass" means "show me your nipple" because that's what she did all show. But hey, she was in Europe... ...read full story





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