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Old 07-18-2012, 06:46 PM   #451
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Real talk I have quit going to family Christmas because people keep buying her guns and chick has zero understanding about gun safety. Last year my uncle bought her some kind of hand cannon and she starts showing off to everybody at dinner. Kinda waving the thing around acting like she is Annie oakley. Barrel gets inadvertently pointed at my face a couple of times and I'm like Jesus Christ mom is that thing loaded. She laughs and says no way my uncle would nave given her a loaded gun. Well did you check...of course not. Barrel is now inadvertently pointed at Edwina. So I grab the gun from her and check and sure enough it is loaded and the safety is off. I'm like wtf. Mom's got about half a box of franzia in her and thinks the whole thing is hilarious.

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Old 07-18-2012, 06:49 PM   #452
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:51 PM   #453
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:23 PM   #454
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Shouldn't you be post it notes on rocks or something.

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Had not seen/read this thread till today.

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SkyNig is a smart guy. However his inability to condense his points of view into shorter retorts makes it a bit of a waste. His commentary on the emotional side of relationships (i.e Mike + his family, love etc) are misguided as emotion is very subjective.

I always knew American's thought far too fucking much about everything but I did not realise the same applied to Aussies as well. It's embarrassing.

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Old 07-18-2012, 10:01 PM   #459
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Could someone kindly explain why ape is so angry at a woman who is letting him live at her house while he is in thirties? Real talk my mom would have taken me out back and shot me if I tried to live with her after I turned 18.


Let me live with her? bro, you want nitty gritty I would be happy to take a call and go over every detail of my life. I can assure you, it goes round in circles of I NEED TO MAKE HER HAPPY, I MUST BOW TO HER WILL, When I cannot take the insanity and fight back, she starts screaming. Actual screaming. How loud?

as loud as it takes until I break.

I think you are also asking the wrong question- why am I living in the home my step-father has single handedly paid for, why hasn't my mother WORKED in 6 long ye
Scuter spotted the enemy months ago I'd imagine, and I realized his end game just now, at the same exact time I realized why he gets pissed off at the stupid shit I do, without meaning to.

I bear her imprinted insanity and it makes everyone that comes in contact with it sick. Just as it was created to do.

Quite frankly I intend to win this war and reclaim my Self and Sanity, neither of which I will ever have anywhere near her.

check pm's , and btw Scuter I am officially calling your pm policy faggot. If a person wants to talk to you in such a fashion everyone (and prying eyes) can see, they can make a thread about it, or post someplace. You act as if there is NOTHING on earth SO important that it can't be shared by everyone, or you have some special reason because you are planning on the concept being interesting enough to warrant the move.

I personally dislike it, and it's no doubt hurt communications between us, but that might be a good (and intended) thing to one of us, depending on perspective.

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Old 07-18-2012, 10:04 PM   #460
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So she doesn't let you live with her?
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