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[NASA]

Astronauts John Young and Gus Grissom are pictured during water egress training in a large indoor pool at Ellington Air Force Base, Texas, in this image from 1965. Young is seated on top of the Gemini capsule while Grissom is in the water with a life raft. Image Credit: NASA

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[Kenan Thompson]

An upcoming book instructs black women to marry outside of their race to solve their relationship woes. When titles for this book were being considered, perhaps Why Middle Class Black Women Can't Find a Man and How the Whole Problem Could Be Solved if...(read more)

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[Percy The Perv]

Thanks to hormones in the food and genetics that have plagued so many teenagers before her, 18 year old Kate Upton has great full titties….that aren’t gonna always be great…cuz great full titties lose their appeal when the rest of the bitches body catches up as she hits 25…..which I guess isn’t the end of the world, cuz she’s still got 7 more years of exciting you, and it could be longer if she stays focused and keeps on a strict diet and exercise regime….but it was the end of the world for the many bust teens I’ve come across in my life, but more importantly their husbands, when the bitch became Gilbert Grapes mom…if you know what I mean…

So, on that note, here she is in Esquire, try to forget the downer I put on these pics, cuz really who cares where she is or how fat she is at 25, it’s not like we’re friends with her, we’re just looking at her tits today, cuz that’s all that matters….

I’m so philisophical…







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[Percy The Perv]

“Lindsay Lohan? The name sounds familiar, but I can’t seem to place it….wasn’t she on The Hills or something?”….that’s what people will be sayin about Lohan in the next 10 years….cuz she just doesn’t fucking matter…

Beezid, a penny auction site that has an office here in Montreal, hired the bitch while on house arrest to do some webcam shout out for them. Funny concept, wish I had a couple hundred thousand dollars to throw at a drowning celebrity while bored at home, but I hope they didn’t pay her too much, because when I pulled this off youtube an hour ago, only 300 people had seen it….however, I’m not a marketing genius and assume every site and their mother will post this cuz Lohan’s the talk of the town even though she doesn’t do shit in the town and it pretty fucking uninteresting now that all stunts have been pulled…

But it is funny to see what a struggling failure will do to keep in the acting mix….holding on as hard as she can…which will make her ultimate demise much funnier to point and laugh at..

A much more interesting story about BEEZID, is that I took a bath with one of the girls who works there….

That said, I’d like to get in touch with Lohan and pay her in publicity to do the same kind of video for drunkenstepfather….but she neglects me…cuz that’s what using cunts with egos and issues do as they slowly but surely fade into obscurity…

Good times.



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[Percy The Perv]

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[Percy The Perv]

Hilary Duff must think she’s hilarious posting this picture of herself in the bathtub. I don’t find this funny at all. If I hear there’s a picture of Hilary Duff in the bathtub floating around, I want to see Hilary Duff naked in the bathtub either alone or splashing around with an asian chick. Not [...]

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[Percy The Perv]

I couldn’t resist posting these shots of busty supermodel Kate Upton for Esquire, she’s just too hot to be ignore. I love that a supermodel with big breasts has finally hit the big time, I’m sick of hot skinny flat chested women. Hopefully this will open the doors for all those gorgeous big breasts supermodel [...]

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[Percy The Perv]

Here’s supermodel Gisele Bundchen showing off her supermodel body as she leaves the gym the other day. I’m not all that impressed, I thought her hotness was all natural, I didn’t think she had to go to the gym like the rest of us slobs. At least she looks better than most in those sweet [...]

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[Georgie Thompson]

A total of 12 wickets went down on day two in Jamaica and it was India who emerged in a strong position.

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[CardPlayer]

The third week of tournaments is in the books at the 2011 World Series of Poker at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas and attendance continues to increase …

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