#1. Undisputed leader of Toddler Nation ---- Skynigger aka scuter aka scooter aka jvin. Could he be challenged at the top spot? Not in this lifetime faggots.
#2. Lunch lady arms himself ----- Gay Sex aka gare. Encyclopedic knowledge of all sorts of dumb shit to go along with a unique one line delivery of said knowledge make noodles a juggernaut here at Skatz
#3. Bob ----- aka bobby Wong. Basically the pinnacle of Internet message board posting.
#4. SONATINE aka tine. This guy can fly fish as well as display his wizardry as a poster on the Internet at the same time. Quite the feat. Also ponies
#5. Tyde aka JD aka Morton. Still busting chops after all these years. Perhaps occasionally repetitive but also harsh and funny. Has he found a home here at Skatz?? The jury is still out.
#6. Rum Dick. Aka Dave. Superstar poster with always something to say. Some kind of flower expert as well. Likes West Virginia
#7. Blake. Aka Chang. Honestly I know nothing of Blake except his wife is Nita
#8. Vaughn. Some guy from Texas. Posts a lot and helps admin the site. Has limp dick
#9. Oven Rack aka blankdaniels aka jackdaniels. Posting frequency has dropped since the rape incident but always a solid contributor. Possibly has a giant head
#10. Suicide King. Baller. More participation is required to rise to your proper spot in this ranking. Please don't torque wrench me.
Everyone else is on notice.......step up your games.
1. SKYNIGGER---- guy has it all. Like I stated in the previous rankings this can't be disputed.
2. Ol' Peck peck--- GAY SEX--- he may be fat and unathletic but he's a Skatz power player always delivering content no matter how inane. Seems partial to calamari.
3. Jim--- Skatz royalty. Never fails to deliver. Quality can't miss material. Is a fan of female yard apes.
4. Bob--- a real pro. Feel a little bad putting him 4.
5. Rum dick-- has given a solid effort in 2013. Deserves to be here despite the continuous negative campaign Gay Sex has been running behind the scenes to have him dropped completely from the rankings.
*****upset alert*******
6. 408Mike---- his special kind of crazy makes us all feel better about our lives and in that he has found a place on the rankings. Dudes fucked up.
7. Vaughn ---- resident Texan. Brings solid content and will continue to climb in the rankings as I feel there are a few posters ready to crack under the pressure that is the Skatz power rankings.
8. Jackdaniels--- has picked up the pace recently. Will he become a force here at Skatz once again. Or will he crumble at the feet of 408.
9. SONATINE -- with the biggest fall in the ranks we have tine. Always on point however the mediocrity that is PFA has leaked into his Skatz game and I'm not happy about that.
10. Suicide King. --- legend. While the butthurt flowed freely thru chaps at his exclusion from the previous rankings he didn't step up his efforts at overtaking SK in the 10 spot. Pretty serious fail chaps.
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