Originally Posted by sonatine
We discovered a cluster of black widow eggs behind my oven in Vegas and I didnt even raise an eyebrow. Live and let live when it comes to those sons of bitches. But I fucking well shook out my sheets every night and knocked my shoes together every morning because of brown recluses.
In vegas brown recluses would be nowhere to be found.
Also black widows dry bite over 80% of the time if they figure out you aren't dinner. I'd be willing to bet I've been bitten by the fuckers a dozen times now what with my sleeping outside the last couple weeks. I spent the last couple days moving wood piles and shit that looked like literal black widow metropolises replete with gladiator arenas and shit. Fuckers get spartacus like when space gets to a premium and nigga's gotta live someplace.
I shit you not, the bastards mounted an offensive against me that scared the beejesus out of me. Here I am letting all the wolf spiders run free with a live and let live policy until I get the creep crawlies you know, when all of a sudden I see a blotch of black streaming toward my left foot. I squint and realize it's FIVE black widows running together toward my foot and I get to stompin and only caught two of the bastards. They may be fat but those bitches find a crack in the cement and it's doneskies for the smashing party.
This seems hardly newsworthy for the uneducated but a quick assessment of the situation reveals two sinister details worth considering- It's firstly kind of scary the bastards figured out one foot ain't catching FIVE at once and their chances of survival increase exponentially in a pack, but more importantly I AM RIGHT HANDED. You can deduce the relevance here and to be frank, I am scared to death.
HOW NIGGA'S KNOW I DON'T HAVE A CLUE BUT THEY DO AND THEY KNOW WHERE I LAY MY HEAD EVERY NIGHT
He's not dead I made my weekly skim of pfa just now and ran across a thread he just started. Obv I pinned a link to this thread here to get some skatz/mrobot action going.
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