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Old 07-17-2012, 06:47 AM   #41
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Look it is likely HD if anything is going to die from sitting there not used. Bad memory usually still starts boot ing then crashes. If you never see a logo on the screen then the mother or screen is fried.

Get a sign begging for someone's working laptop. Hang out at an intersection, fight off competing panahandlers. You might gotta get tough back but realize they're bluffing when they start growl ing like dogs.l

Thanks dude. If it means anything, I know each point you just made like I know uncomfortable feelings in public.
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Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way

Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:03 AM   #42
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This is probably the most confusing thread ive ever read.

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Old 07-17-2012, 07:35 AM   #43
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Don't act like you read the whole thing dude.

We weren't born yesterday nor is your name Statutory Ape.

And I have read the whole thing, organically in fact.

Someday Skatz will die off and our words, our actions, our emotions and our insights-all of the essence we are enjoying together will live on, and 300 years from now, people will rejoice "HOLY SHIT LOOK! I FOUND SOME GARBLED MESSAGES FROM OUR SAVIOUR, THE SKYCHRIST!"

" DUDE, THE SKYCHRIST WAS NEVER REAL, HE WAS JUST MADE UP BY OUR MOMS, SO WE'D LEARN OUR LESSONS ABOUT CHRISTIANS AND PEDOPHILIA,, AND WHY BOTH WERE WIPED FROM THE PLANET 290 YEARS AGO."

"OH YEAH, IT WAS A HEROIC ACT OF COURAGE AND BRAVERY FOR THOSE FEW TO STAND AGAINST THE TYRANNICAL DEMONS WHO PREYED ON THE LITTLE ONES. GOD BLESS SKYCHRIST, BLESS YOUR HEART, FOREVER!"

"HEY, LOOOOOOOOKIT!!!!!! (EYES BIG AS DINNER PLATES TAKE IN THE VIEW) IT'S, I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE-

STATUTORY APE, HIS #2!!! THEY SAY HE STARTED WHAT SKYCHRIST FINISHED, HEROICALLY TAKING THE BATTLE RIGHT TO THE VERY HALLS OF RELIGION AND WITH A MIGHTY PUFF (he was known for being full of hot air-who knew it became useful someday) HE BLEW DOWN 75 CHURCHES AND HUNG OVER 300 PEDOPHILE PRIESTS BY THEIR PENSISES RIGHT ON THE ARMS OF THE PLASTIC JESUS ADORNING THEIR SACRED FILTHY HOMES"

"GOD BLESS YOU TOO APE! HOPE YOU HEAR THIS, WE ALL LIVE FREE BECAUSE YOU DIED FOR IT, REFUSING TO LIVE IN SHACKLES AND LETTING YOUR LIFE BE FOR NOTHING"

"THANK YOU FOR STANDING FOR SOMETHING APE"

"YOUR LIFE MEANT SOMETHING TO THE WORLD, AND WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!!"

good night all, and to SkyChrist- the above is priceless, can you imagine? People enjoying the world you and I wish we could help create, it actually being REAL

Now that's something to talk about, I think.

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Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way

Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:45 AM   #44
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are you really at that old man's house at midnight?

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Old 07-17-2012, 07:49 AM   #45
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The box won folks, my cat is now sleeping on the floor JUST outside of the empty box.

She seems so at peace, the tranquility is just so... tranquil.
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Nat Sherman's are better than Dunhill's in every conceivable way

Quoted for Scooter. Give Nat's a try, just two packs, and I swear the next Dunhill you light up you will reflexively spit onto the ground. I literally did exactly that, as I walked back into my local head shop and exchanged the disgusting things for another pack of my beloved Nat Naturals.
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Old 07-17-2012, 03:29 PM   #46
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FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ME AND TELLING ME TO QUIT- AND KEEP BEING 408MIKE. ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME!!!!



I have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Do not misconstrue this for a request for clarification.

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Old 07-17-2012, 03:41 PM   #47
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on an unrelated note a telemarketer from a place called the hearing center just called and i didnt think fast enough to say "sorry what was that ?"

feeling like such a dingus right now
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on an unrelated note a telemarketer from a place called the hearing center just called and i didnt think fast enough to say "sorry what was that ?"

feeling like such a dingus right now

worst feeling in the world when you think of a zinger after the time when the zinger could have zinged.

In Year 11, as I started to come out of my shell, I would think of these :glory comebacks like 5-10 min after my head dropped in defeat at getting burned. I used to curse mySelf and in hindsight probably shouldn't have lived in :ifonly agonising 20/10 hindsight.

I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

I blame the Christian operative for this.



I'm posting gingas now. Nearing unstable territory.
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Old 07-17-2012, 04:05 PM   #50
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i am sure she must hear the same joke plenty of times a day but would still have been fun
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