OFFICIAL 7:10AM EST THREAD OH GOD

[anatine]

speaking of which, gay sex needs to TR that french toast because if it doesnt have orange zest mixing in with the cinnamon and butter i swer to christ mate im going to hook you in the gabber.

[Tyde]

this is the most bizarre message forum on the internet without question

[cup]

I have to say that Volkswagen commercial with the dad teaching his kid how to throw is exactly how I picture gare throwing a ball

Comments

son all star at third base

[anatine]

do people put lemon juice on french toast a la 'dutch babies' or is that caliber of imagination generally associated with mental illness still?

[anatine]

also let the record state that im going to start making dutch babies like 3-4 times a week.

[gay sex]

oh ill tr that joint i also just gave up mid blowjob cuz im literally so hungover i cant feel anything and i mixed up a tennis special little vodka fresh squeezed orange juice and 7 up, DAMN THE CALORIES FULL SUGAR 7 up SO YOU KNOW ITS REAL

[gay sex]

also it comes with bacon and potatos we might have the side benefit of a weird bagel sandwich going down

[gay sex]

like literally she was on her knees on the bed i basically just ended up massaging her back cuz i felt guilty

[gay sex]

but this tennis special was calling me and i have long kiss goodnight dvred so haters, better get on they jobs cuz i love this movie

[gay sex]

HATERS GET ON YO JOBS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2ob3A7GO9U