Official if Jim wins the lottery thread

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

real men buy good drugs when they have cash to burn. GL to you all the same Jimbone. If you did win that would be crazy since being the lucky sperm is about as improbable to begin with but being super lucky TWICE like that in one lifetime is incredible for those it happens to.

Does Scooter have an R8? Someone told me that he does. I wonder if he would downgrade to the fiero or simply paint his car pink.

[rum dick]

Mike step away from the can of spray paint and put down the gym sock.

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

ahhhh shit yall we will be double fisting the powerball and megamillions

megamillions

$ 103 Million
$ 77.9 Million Cash Value

if im the sole winner tonight i will buy each one of us a pink fiero and we will spend a year touring america racing to raise money for breast cancer at the end of the year we will make an anouncement that 408mike stole all of the money from out charity

damn didnt win yall, on to the powerball

Current Estimated Jackpot
$140 Million
$91.3 Million Cash Value

if im the sole winner tonight i will fully fund a research project on the viability of daddy long legs eradicating black widows, but only if the scientist allow 408mike to lead the research

[anatine]

objection: the goal should be to see if daddy long legs and black widows are smart enough to avoid killing eachother and devour 408mikes eyes instead.

its not like he sees anything worth living for anyway on any given day.

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Originally Posted by sonatine

objection: the goal should be to see if daddy long legs and black widows are smart enough to avoid killing eachother and devour 408mikes eyes instead.

its not like he sees anything worth living for anyway on any given day.

good job of ruining the surprise, once 408 was locked in teh room with the spiders i was going to give the scientists the real instructions

[Bobby Wong]

jim so diabolical

[Hillbilly Jim]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hillbilly Jim

damn didnt win yall, on to the powerball

Current Estimated Jackpot
$140 Million
$91.3 Million Cash Value

if im the sole winner tonight i will fully fund a research project on the viability of daddy long legs eradicating black widows, but only if the scientist allow 408mike to lead the research

didnt win the powerball, but now its megamillions day, keep double fisting bro just like the ladies like it

ESTIMATED JACKPOT $114 MILLION
Cash Option: $86 Million

if im the sole winner tonight i will start the best mozzarella shoppe in new york city, of course it will be in brooklyn so i can get the most hipsters, skatz posters will get 25 % off each order under $500

our specialty will be himalayan yak mozzarella

[gay sex]

wow he went old english on the shop spelling so you know its real

[Hillbilly Jim]

gay sex and sonatine are limited to $500 in savings per year
otherwise i would be out of business

[Bobby Wong]

guys i will hecka buy cheese with my discount and ship it to you for bitcoins