crazy interview from Zubeidat K. Tsarnaeva, the mother of Boston bombing suspects

[Been]

i get it. you're old and have accepted dying alone, but that's no god damned reason for not taking pride in your personal appearance.

[Been]

you've come to the right place, though. 408 might be able to put you on a diet plan.

[Been]

just forget it go take a nap fat ass

[Tyde]

seriously I have no clue where this new schtick is coming from

not once in my entire life have I ever been called fat

I guarantee I'm in far better physical condition than you ever have been your entire minority life

[Tyde]

dude sorry to burst your bubble, but watching Jeopardy on Univision with granny does not constitute a 'social life'

[Been]

[Tyde]

lol seriously, I'd like to know exactly when I got to be overweight

I'm a lot of things, but 'fat' is not one of them

where is this one coming from ?

[Been]

probably from the emptiness inside you that you try to fill with food

[Been]

also, learn how to use commas, little guy

[Tyde]